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    Shane blinks his eyes open to find Ilya hovering above him. “Let me make you a burger for dinner.”

    Ilya,” he smiles. Translation: Diet.

    “I will make you bird burger, the way you like it. Bean patty. Fake bread bun.”

    You think they have my bean burgers and weird bread at this thing?” Shane had been expecting to just survive on veggie platters until they got home.

    Ilya scoffs like he said something stupid. “Yes, Hollander, I told Dykstra to order them last week.”

    Shane and Ilya attend the 2019 Dykstra-Pike collaborative Canada Day cottage party.

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    Being a beta has always meant safety for Shane Hollander. No expectations, no instincts, no distractions from hockey.

    Unfortunately, he meets Ilya Rozanov.

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    i am obsessed

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    Hollander gestures to where they’re sitting and asks, “This okay?”
    Rozanov yells, once more, “Puppies!”

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    OR: The Stanley Cup Champion Ottawa Centaurs Do Buzzfeed's Puppy Interview

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    “How should we expect this night to go?” The reporter was hyped up. Ilya couldn’t blame them; the rivalry between Ottawa and Toronto was as new as it was personal. There was no shortage of stories to write, and they all knew it.

    So Ilya shrugged when he answered. “We will see. Perhaps a visit to the penalty box–” he smirked. “My vacation home.” Ilya liked to tell reporters that the Toronto penalty box was becoming his vacation home. He liked saying it; Centaurs’ fans liked him saying it; the Toronto fans loathed it, too. Win-win-win.

     

    Ilya Rozanov and his teammates have a bad habit of ending up in Toronto's penalty box. Shane Hollander has a special gift for the penalty kill.

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    i would be popping a boner too if my man was killing everyone with his bare hands