7 Works by limonchello
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Last month, the chances of Jamie watching something like this on purpose were slim to none. Now, when he pulls up his phone’s private browser, each tap of his thumb against the screen feels so heavily premeditated that he’s sure Roy can somehow hear each letter from the other room.
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Producing a music festival in the Caribbean is all fun and games until your shipment of bottled water gets held up at customs.
Luckily, Jamie Tartt knows how to bargain.
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Fresh from his stint on Lust Conquers All, Jamie goes to the pub to beg for his job back. He finds sex pollen and Roy Kent instead.
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After Jamie's first goal for England, Roy helps him celebrate the accomplishment with ice cream and affirmations.
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Roy's just wrestled the twat's whining face into the heat of his armpit when he hears it. A sniff.
The little fucker just took a whiff of his armpit.
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On a stainless steel table on his hands and knees, puffing out ragged box breaths that no yoga instructor would let slide, Jamie Tartt is suffering for art.
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Jamie loses his sandals, steals a towel, and almost pisses through a Speedo. But he's having a lot of fun in Spain.