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    Who knew that agreeing to babysit a bounty hunter’s weird, green little child would be so full of surprises.

    **Deviates from canon during the final arc of s1 of the Mandalorian, characterizations based on early s1 Mando

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    11 Jan 2021

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  2. Rec *

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    Having lost his job at the Perriman Grand, Todd takes a job selling vintage vinyl to unappreciative hipsters while trying to put his life back together. Dirk Gently is a somewhat regular customer. That is, until Dirk can fix the timeline and get Todd his memories back.

    The Record Store AU that's not a Record Store AU.

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    23 Jul 2018

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    For a not-quite psychic, Dirk is surprisingly dense.

    Aka, the one where Dirk asks Todd out on a date. Kind of. Sort of. Possibly. There are two of them, anyway, and they're going somewhere, together, alone, and also Todd apparently has an ex-boyfriend so the odds are definitely in Dirk's favor. Maybe.

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    13 Jul 2018

  4. Rec *

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    "Even if you look...” Dan falters.

    “What?” Phil says. Dan's half-smiling, avoiding Phil's eye. “Even if I look what?”

    “Like,” Dan hesitates, licking his bottom lip, and Phil's heart squeezes tight in his chest for all of half a second. “Well, you don't look like a trained killer, put it that way.”

    In which Phil's an ex vampire hunter who's entirely too preoccupied by Dan's dimple and his eyes and his laugh to notice the fact that he might actually be in love with a vampire (Sequel to Hanging Out With Corpses)

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    16 Dec 2017

  5. Rec 81

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    Phil meets Dan at a vampire representation demonstration.

    He ends up watching him and the way he’s gnawing on his thumbnail, looking across at a stall that's selling gluten-free blood substitutes. He stands out in the crowd – not so much because of how much black he’s wearing, but his height. Phil thinks that this is first person he’s seen all day who doesn’t make him feel like a giant.

    In which Phil is a lonely ex-vampire hunter living in the city and Dan's just a pretty guy who doesn't sleep and wears a lot of black...right?

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    15 Dec 2017