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Jeremy gets some love advice from the squad, it goes as one would expect.
(Loosely based on the song, but Michael is the love interest)
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What if Yellow Guy had asked Red Guy and Duck who their special one was.
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Will writes a letter to Mike telling him how he feels
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Michael confesses his love to Jeremy and proceeds to freak out, but he need not worry
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Richie never got to tell Eddie he loved him, now he's wishing he'd done more; and he's seeing ghosts too??
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And all of that was why, on their seventeenth day on Mars, Buck had shoved Eddie out of the way during the emergency evacuation, knowing it meant his own death instead of Eddie’s. Buck trusted Eddie to help get everyone else home, and Eddie had someone to go home for. Someone who needed him and loved him. Someone who Buck loved, even without ever meeting. He wasn’t going to let Chris grow up without a father. So in the split second he had to think after seeing the communications dish flying at them through the storm that was chasing them off the planet fourteen days early, he’d pushed Eddie out of the way, hoping like hell it would be enough and knowing he wouldn’t live long enough to find out.
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Or, when their mission to Mars goes wrong, Buck gets stranded and the rest of the crew does everything they can to save him. | Fic is complete at ~120k words and posting 2-3x a week as I edit.
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12 Apr 2026
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Running to the frontlines from a childhood he never had. Taking a bat to the wall with his son in the next room. Having an affair with the spitting image of his dead wife.
Eddie knows he’s never been good at grieving, knows he’s never been good at losing what little he allows for himself in the first place. This is why he also knows his coping mechanisms can’t possibly get any worse.
Buck, as he so often does, makes him reevaluate his assumptions.
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Evan Buckley dies behind a wall of glass. It’s a shame that when he’s revived not three minutes later, no one is informed.- Language:
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27 Feb 2026
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Stuck in Your Web of Lies, and Isn't it Lovely? by Bendeddicks24
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016), Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
27 Dec 2025
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Steve Harrington's life was turned upside down when he first became the webbed vigilante, Spider-Man. An average life turned into one of conflict and adventure. But, that was over ten years ago. Now, he's living in New York as an Avenger, a menace, and a single man in his late 20s, with only Daredevil and an annoying mercenary named Deadpool to keep him company.
Well, that's how it was before he met Eddie. A man who turned his life right-side up. A man he could swear he's known for years. A man as mysterious to Steve as he usually is to others. A man who brings Steve some actual normalcy.
For an Avenger, such normalcy doesn’t last long. Not when your enemies suddenly know your identity, and not when your boyfriend may just have more secrets than you do...
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Eddie's always been good at keeping secrets. It comes with the job of being a mercenary, but how well can you keep secrets from the man you love?
And how can you save him when you can't even save yourself?
(AKA: Eddie is Deadpool, Steve is Spider-Man, and they don't know it but are in love anyway)
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- Part 1 of Stranger Things x Marvel
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10 Feb 2026
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‘Blood?’ Eddie says again.
Eyes black but for the slice of iridescent white in the centre. His teeth are sharp, his hands are weapons and Steve thinks maybe he’s made a mistake doing this without telling Eddie first. Eddie’s focus lowers, it moves to his left hand which is…
Oh fuck.
It’s dripping blood onto the floor.
‘Shit,’ Steve says, takes a single step back, swallows. ‘Eddie, I’m so sorry, fuck.’
Eddie can’t seem to look away, can’t bring his ethereal gaze back up where it belongs. Steve thinks he should run, he should flee. A tiny part of him knows Eddie will chase him. Eddie will catch him, outrun him easily.
It's more than a little fucked up how that thrills him.
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- Part 1 of Little Bits
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29 Jan 2026
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He feels like shit when he's hungry, and he plays better when he's empty. The cold air doesn't touch him as much. The floodlights turn silvery-soft.
And he likes eating. Keeps his hands busy, mouth busy, mind busy. Something to chew through, putty in the ears.
Go until he can't anymore. Cycle it back out. Be ready.--
OR: Buck's had on-again, off-again bulimia since he was 14.
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Title from Psychic Friend's "We Do Not Belong".
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- Part 1 of SAOW
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13 Dec 2025