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March listened, letting his knees relax open, his fingers restlessly gripping at the bedspread.
“Jesus, you’re keyed up,” Healy said.
Holland scoffed. “You’ve been fucking with me for like fifteen minutes while I’m wearing girl clothes, I think I’m allowed to be keyed—Ah!”Bookmarked by lovinglavinia
04 Jun 2026
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yeah i wanna fuck march while he's wearing a skirt too
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you might be thinking too much about it, ever think about that? by Anonymous
Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)
25 May 2026
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But anyway the point is that the rest of his life blew up with his house. Their families came out to the funeral and, well, they didn't really get it. It wasn't simple to them. What could be more simple than Emma's name carved into stone, Holland isn't too sure, but it is what it is. They tried to get Holland sent to some hospital for queers and tried to take Holly from him and neither of those things happened, but he's never going to see his parents again or his brothers.
But now there's Healy.
Now, March has never felt this way about a man before and he got in his head about it for a while until he saw Healy knock out their client's soon-to-be ex-husband with one punch and then throw March over his shoulder like he was a half-empty sack of potatoes and his dormant and grieving libido woke up and went, "Okay, this one! It's this one! Gender is a social construct, as you very well know, and you want this one to rail you into next Sunday, please and thank you!"
so march has a vagina and everyone always makes that so complicated. he and his wife thought it was pretty simple, all things considered. maybe healy will too?
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March almost drops the cigarette he's trying to light, fumbling with the lighter and catching his thumb with the flame. "The fuck are you talking about?"
"A leash, like you're a dog-"
"I know what a leash is!"
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March had his palm read once, years back, by a hack psychic in a gaudy tent at some old timey carnival Holly had begged to go to. She'd taken one look at his craggy hands – two fingers bandaged at the time - and told him, in no uncertain terms, that if he didn't slow down, boy, he was gonna hurt himself. He tipped her very badly.
Suffice to say, he did not often have the appearance of a man in control of his own destiny.
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04 Jun 2026
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THIS IS IT!!!!!! THIS IS IT THIS IS THE ONE
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March blinked, slowly. “You made me chicken noodle soup?”
“Campbells made you chicken noodle soup, don’t get carried away,” said Jackson.
March is sick and Jackson helps out.
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Bookmarked by lovinglavinia
04 Jun 2026
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there's a scene here i love that has the same tone as "everyone has uno it came free with your xbox"