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    “So,” Sunday starts, unsure. “Where will I room?"

    And a stillness seems to ripple across the members of the Astral Express, their expressions morphing into sheepiness, exasperation, and something like pity.

    Himeko steps forward first, clearing her throat. “Sunday,” she says. “I’m very sorry, but — ”

    “The other passenger cabin is currently out of order!” Pom-Pom pipes up from the side.

    (Sunday doesn't manage to get a room on the train, but he does get a roommate.)

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    26 Nov 2024

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    A collection of spicy one-shots and drabbles, as the title suggests. Mostly BOTW Link/Zelda, though I hope to expand into other games and pairings. Is there something you'd like to see me write? Send me an ask at my Tumblr: itcantbe.tumblr.com. (I do have anon turned on if that makes you more comfortable.) I can't guarantee anything, but I'll certainly try! Not restricted to BOTW zelink, though pairings and themes are at my discretion, of course. I'll update the tags as I go along.

    Update 1/3/22: This was started as an attempt at Kinktober 2021, but I wasn't able to complete that and was starting to feel restricted by it so I gave it up.

    Most of these are rated E though some are more M
    (thank you to @wwwhttps for the title)

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    21 Jul 2023

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    inspiration for my kinktober saga! this is so good aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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    In nearly every way (except the most notable), the Princess of Hyrule was the Goddess incarnate. For that reason alone, it was a little ingenious for the King to offer up his daughter’s hand to whoever was able to pull the sword.

    Link hadn’t meant to pull the sword. He planned to watch as his comrades pulled with all their might, perhaps even tease a few about how it was all for the better that the sword didn’t budge, because surely no Princess could ever love their ugly mugs, and then get into a good old-fashioned wrestling match with their bruised egos after one too many jokes. But it hadn’t mattered what he had in mind; Link’s plans be damned. The Goddess had already plucked him out of obscurity and set him along Her own path.

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    25 Jun 2023

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    OH MY GOD?????
    THIS WAS SO GOOD ALREADY
    THE WRITING IS SO 10000000/10 TOP TIER
    BUT THE PASSIONATE ANGEY SEXXX????
    THE TENSITY OF SEEEEEEXXXXX???? THE STRESSED SEXY TALK??? XXYESSSSSSSS YESSSS FINALLY YESSSSSSS MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED 🙏🙏🙏 BEST ZSLINK SMUT WHAT THE FUUUUUCCKKKKKK

    also this

    “He wrapped his arms back around her, pulling her closer, gently running his hand down the length of her hair. “Hyrule can burn, for all I care,” he breathed into her ear, a confessional he hadn’t even known he needed to admit. “Any kingdom that brought you this much pain deserves whatever doomsday comes its way.”

    this and many other quotes from this fanfic which MIND YOU, ILL BE READING AGAIN AND AGAIN FROM NOW ON, are divine.

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    Zelda has convinced everyone that she is under no circumstances attending the three nights of the masquerade ball. This means she has complete anonymity when she arrives. Complete anonymity, except for her annoying personal guard, who spots her immediately. He just better not disrupt her flirting.

    For the Zelink Prompt: Ball

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    26 Jun 2023

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    im crying fr this is so good. so INCREDIBLY done.

    im a whore for ball scenes. amazing flirting, amazing making out scenes and DAMN so hot.... and it's also funny if you think about it.

    Zelda is such a science nerd that talking dirty to her = proceeds to whisper in her ear about ancient sacred beasts and machinery LITERALLY.

    i rarely stand by reading mature/for everyone fics cuz i like the element of smut and horniness so much when it's well writing uugghh it makes me giggle and wish it was me. but this one... this one totally gets it for me, it has all the elements i like without even having a smut scene, it's just UGH SO DAMN FINE.

    totally reading it again in the future.

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    They had talked about this—about keeping up appearances of a purely professional relationship until Zelda is coronated and they could safely announce their courtship, but Link already finds himself missing her. Just two days and they would be back in Hateno, where they revelled in near-anonymity and could truly be alone, but it would be the longest they’d gone without sharing a bed in weeks.

    (or, Link attempts to resist Zelda's feminine wiles, fails miserably)

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    26 Jun 2023

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    HONESTGROUND DOING IT AGAIIINN
    i love her sm I wish she would come back to the fandom 😞 her smufics are a piece of gold