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Ever since the Osial debacle, Childe has been avoiding a certain incognito former god turned funeral parlor consultant. But not because of any ill feelings that could’ve possibly carried over from said debacle, as one might assume, but because the realization that Zhongli and Rex Lapis are one in the same led to the worst case of 20/20 hindsight whiplash that Childe has ever experienced.
The moment it came upon him caused such a visceral, gut-wrenching reaction, he immediately had to excuse himself from the meeting he’d been having with Ekaterina to retreat into his private room and scream wordlessly into his pillow. Which was then followed up with him incoherently screaming at the memory of his past self– “You idiot! Moron! You absolute clown! What the fuck have you done to yourself?! What the fuck?!”
But he had to scream in that moment– he had to, because all his mind could do was replay a highlight reel of all the times he now so deeply regretted…
“Say Zhongli… when looking at one of his statues, don’t you think Morax is probably really hot? Like, he’s absolutely stacked! And that’s only what we can see from the front!"
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24 May 2024