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    “Houston, do you copy?”

    Caitlyn panicked, feeling extraordinarily unprepared having been thrust into her new position without so much as even a handbook to consult. What were the formalities? What was she supposed to respond with? Where was the damn push to talk button…

    “Hellooo? I said Houston, do you copy?”

    Caitlyn fiddled with her headset, having finally found the green button on the side and hastily letting out a rather breathless reply. “Um, yes. Hello? This is Houston. I copy.”

    There was a long pause in which Caitlyn sat twiddling her thumbs, anxiety pushing the frantic pulse of her heartbeat through her eardrums. Was that wrong? Did she already fuck up? She took a steady deep breath, finger hovering over the talk button until the familiar voice of the astronaut came through her headset once more.

    “Damn, Houston. I didn’t expect you to sound so sexy.”

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    Caitlyn has been assigned as the personal capcom to one of the astronauts currently on a year long expedition at the international space station. Cue long months of pining and desperate longing.

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    09 Mar 2025

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    Just a fic that's been on my mind for weeks, based on the prompt:

    "During my first tattoo, my artist was a very pretty lady w many tattoos and I winced and then exhaled slowly when she was going over one of my ribs and she said "good girl". My entire body just fucking froze and I stopped breathing" - @FloralSappho on twitter

    I think most of you can understand why I needed to write this.

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    14 Dec 2024

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    Vi lets Caitlyn say things to her that she would never, ever take from anyone else.

     

    “You’re wrong.”
    “You acted rashly.”
    “Perhaps there is a way to resolve this without punching someone.”

    But also. You know. Other stuff. Embarrassing stuff.

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    14 Dec 2024

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    There are a couple of things that are just facts of the universe. As steadily as the Earth turns, these facts will remain true. (In Harry’s opinion, at least.)

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    Soulmates are destined to be. From the second someone is born, they are designated a particular person to be with, romantically or platonically, the strings of fate will tie them together for the rest of time.

    (Harry’s are Harry Styles, you’re a fucking piece of work. He’s come to accept that they’re not the most flowery, but they come from a place of affection somewhere.)

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    The world is ugly. As beautiful as the soulmates concept is, the universe must punish them somehow, in the form of missed connections, violence, racism, homophobia… the list goes on. It’s important to look at the silver lining in those situations, and hope that love fosters a path forward through the animosity.

    (Harry’s heart aches each time he hears a saddening story. Such things have only strengthened his resolve to be a better person in every way he can, to spread compassion through his words and actions)

    And three.

    Harry Styles is irrevocably, impossibly in love with Louis Tomlinson, and Louis has absolutely no fucking clue.

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    27 Sep 2022

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    Tom knows from the moment his magic pulsed in his left wrist that they’re here, and it is only due to his phenomenal self-control that he does not break into a run. Instead, he walks briskly, wild eyes glued to the flashing radar on his arm; on the dot that is drawing closer to the center of the circle, closer to him

    His eyes land on a familiar figure standing in front of the orphanage; haloed by the setting sun. Tom Riddle’s mouth dries, and his heart almost leaps out of his chest.

    Selwyn?”

    Harry Potter, now Harford Selwyn, discovers what happens when you mess with time, and Tom Riddle, upon learning to love, discovers a new fear. (Tomarry Soulmate/Time Travel AU)

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    27 Sep 2022