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    Simon is the new history teacher at Grover Cleveland Middle and he likes his job. A lot. It's fun teaching the kids and it's nice being able to adapt to civilian life. The only hiccup is the science teacher next door.

    Ryland is excited to befriend the new history teacher, but for some reason he can't seem to have a normal conversation with him. Like ever.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    After a massive argument between his boyfriend of 2 years, Tom Ryder, Grace decided that sticking around and mending their already fractured relationship wasn't worth it. He wasn't very emotionally stable when he made the choice, and probably concussed. But that all that didn't matter now! The decision was made, and he was stuck on an old-fashioned train for the next 18 hours to slide out of the state and get as far away from Tom as he could.

    Good thing the other guy in the cabin was hot and had a decent sense of humor.

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    I slap two mentally unstable men in a small cabin car and force them to fall in love.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Slice of life Coltland Twins Bloodymary AU! No astrophage. No Hail Mary. Human Rocky and Adrian will be introduced later!

    Ryland Grace is still a teacher at Grover Cleveland Middle School in San Francisco. Simon in the Uncle of one of his students. They meet at the same time as Colt comes back into his life, those things are not independent of each other.
    Hope you're ready for this ride because it's...rocky. lol.

    Simon grew up in a death cult and his backstory will be discussed in depth, including the torture he was subjected to.
    Colt and Ryland had an abusive father as well, so read at your own risk!

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Simon didn’t expect his savior to be exactly his type.

    What a welcome sight. Even if this stupidly handsome man ends up being evil, or working for the C.O.I, at least he’d die looking at something good.

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    Grace and Rocky find Simon's ship floating in deep space on their way to Erid.

    UPDATE: This fic has been peer reviewed by a NASA engineer who has approved of the science!

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    23 Jun 2026

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    [FINISHED WORK WITH EPILOGUE ONESHOTS]
    Ryland Grace has officially lived on Erid for one whole year. Everything's set up to his liking. He has food, a lab, and his best friend who visits him on the daily.
    Sure, he's the only human person here. But given his background, he doesn't mind suffering from touch-deprivation. He's safe right where he is.
    Well, not for long. Now, there's a new guy. Who's pragmatic and flat when it comes to any form of expression.
    That's fine! Grace can deal with that. He has no worries...
    And why does Rocky keep trying to push the idea of them dating.

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    Or here's my take on the Ryland Grace x Simon ship. I had a vision, I followed it to the end.

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    22 Jun 2026