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“I need a date.”
Sanji’s head bats back and forth between the kitchen and the galley. He’s got Zoro pressed up against a wall, forcefully, unlike whatever song and dance Zoro was playing with the rando outside. Sanji fists Zoro’s long coat and looks him dead in the eyes. Well, eye.
Zoro blinks owlishly at him, the vein clear on his forehead for all of a second while he processes Sanji’s declaration. “You want to date me?”
“What? No—” Sanji could vomit from the absurdity. He’s one step away from strangling Zoro with his own haramaki. His cheeks burn, and even he knows how stupid he sounds, but there isn’t a universe out there that exists where he sounds dumber than Mosshead. So, his jaw tightens. “If we do this, I need a date.”
“Okay,” Zoro says, “so, like, a fluffer—?”
“NO!”
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Zoro says they can fuck around so long as they don't make it weird. They both, of course, proceed to make it weird.
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- Part 1 of that frou frou shit
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09 Jul 2025
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If anyone asks, Zoro’s going to put the blame for this latest fiasco squarely on Luffy’s shoulders.
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- Part 1 of Zosan - Late Escape From Germa AU
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15 Oct 2024
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An old friend asked Law for a favor, and soon, from a witch dwelling in a small village, Law finds himself standing at the heart of the kingdom, on his way to teach magic to a member of the court.
(Or: Law is a witch, then a royal tutor, then a matchmaker, though the last one isn’t on purpose.)
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13 Oct 2024
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Falling in love would be a lot less dangerous if you didn't wear your heart on your sleeve and if you hadn't won the flower-puking genetic lottery, but somehow, Sanji had managed both. That didn't mean he was going to let it happen... And certainly not to a rich, arrogant, green-haired bastard.
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21 Sep 2024
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Fuck you, come dance with me
I'm feeling fine
'Cause I fuckin' lost my mind
I'm feeling real mean and getting obscene
I'll grab the first partner that I see
I'll grab him by the arm and swing him around
Then pull his hair and drag him to the groundSanji had expected the mosh pits at the punk show he found himself dragged to. It's the handsome stranger with the dimples and big hands that he didn't.
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11 Sep 2024