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    the truth of it all is that yoongi is inexplicably lonely.

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    18 Apr 2022

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    he means well. this is what jungkook tells himself when taehyung shoves a sheet of paper in his face at eight in the morning when he’s mechanically shoveling cereal into his mouth at the kitchen table in sort of a dissociative state. TAEHYUNG’S MATCHMAKING SERVICES, it reads at the top in taehyung’s glaring handwriting. jungkook doesn’t even want to read the rest of it.

    or: taehyung makes a business out of matchmaking. yoongi smiles at jungkook at a coffee shop and it's really a downwards spiral from there on. both jungkook and yoongi probably need new roommates.

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    13 Apr 2022

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    “what am i supposed to do about this,” yoongi said blankly, “call the ghostbusters?”

    “you don’t have to do anything,” jungkook said, “except maybe stop walking the bedroom-bathroom distance naked, because i’m like, seeing everything, y’know, and i just told you we should take it slow, right?”

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    in which it takes yoongi a month to realize his place is haunted, jungkook is bad at being a ghost, and namjoon and jimin are probably the only contacts in yoongi’s phone.

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    06 Apr 2022

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    Jungkook turned towards the kitchen - and walked straight into the icy glare of Min Yoongi.

    “Are you always this late?”

    Jungkook tried to bite his tongue. “I was talking to – ”

    “I don’t care who you were talking to,” Yoongi snapped. He had both arms crossed firmly over his chest as he continued to berate Jungkook in front of the rest of the staff. “How am I supposed to trust you to get my food out on time if you can’t follow a simple direction that I gave less than five minutes ago?”

    Jungkook stared at his feet. “It won’t happen again, chef.”

    “Better fucking not.”

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    Jungkook always dreamed of becoming a chef in the future. When Yoongi, a culinary genius with unusual social skills, shows up in the kitchen of Gusto d'Italia, Jungkook becomes awestruck.

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    01 Apr 2022

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    “I could’ve,” Dream admits. “So many times.”

    Sapnap stays quiet a moment, and while Dream sniffles, the little girl in his lap turns, taps against his face like the tears are common. Dream kisses at her hand, promises her he is okay. He acts like nothing is wrong. Like Sapnap isn’t crying in front of him too, when he should be scolding Dream.

    “Why didn’t you?” Sapnap asks as he swipes the back of his hand over his nose. “I mean, not even George?”

    The mention of their other friend brings Dream into a new reality. Soft, brown, messy hair on his screen, a grin that laughs and cheeks that turn rosy any time Dream teases him. A light squeal into his headset at the late hours of the night, once Dream is alone in his tranquility. George, the rough paper that sands Dream down. Warm, fluffy bread. Fuck, Dream thinks.

    Dream decides to tell his friends about his daughter right before they move in.

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    24 Feb 2022