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    Fact 1; Kakashi is now 1 week the last living Hatake.
    Fact 2; Senju Tobirama, according to dusty old scrolls Kakashi finds in an old forgotten trunk, was apparently half Hatake himself.
    Lonely and hurting, Kakashi grabs on to this fact with both hands and squeezes it so tightly to his aching heart that his hands begin to bleed.

     

    Or, still processing his father's suicide, Konoha's favorite baby genius finds out he's related to history's favorite baby genius and immediately starts projecting to cope

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    07 Jan 2026

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    Maybe Shane Hollander is boring, but he likes boring. And Scott Hunter is also kinda boring so Shane should like him, too. Right?

    Or, Shane hooks up with Scott because that's totally a better option than his fucking rival and he definitely doesn't think about Ilya the whole time...

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    05 Jan 2026

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    04 Jan 2026

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    AU where Shane dated Jackie (when he was 17/she was 18), before she Clocked His Sweet Gay Ass, kept his secret and his friendship, and then met Hayden. Shortly thereafter, they meet Ilya.

    (Because I love an outsider POV on Hollanov and an earlier outing for Shane, but I'm also really into our collective love for WAG president, Mrs. Jackie Pike. This is a Jackie Pike Character Takeover AU wherein she's a bit of an amalgamation of Shane’s in-book, vaguely alluded-to teenage girlfriend, and Rose before Rose Rose’d lol.)

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    04 Jan 2026

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    “Did I do something wrong?”

    “No. No, Hollander,” Ilya coughed, eyes flitting around the room. “Is just– Is too much.”

    “This is… too much?” Shane repeated slowly, incredulously. “We see each other maybe once a month. Less, even.”

    “No. Is not that– You are just,” Ilya swore under his breath in Russian. His accent was getting thicker, the words clunkier, in the way it always got stronger when he was frustrated or tired. Shane hated himself for recognizing it. “...too much.”

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    In the Heated Rivalry book, Ilya intends to break things off with Shane the night of the All-Star Game, but then Shane gets hurt. What if Shane never gets injured by Marlow, and Ilya really does break things off?

    (Basically, a shit ton of angst and Shane Hollander learning to love himself. There will be a happy ending!)

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    02 Jan 2026