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General Z-9 celebrates yet another victory against the Protectorate with a banquet celebrating the Martian army and palace staff.
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Misty becomes a little too attached to Chip's coat.
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You're a Toon who has no idea what they're doing, and you end up confusing the hell out of some Cogs. Have fun!~
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Spamton helps you get through a panic attack.
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He knows that he can be a lot more than just the email guy. And he'll prove it to everyone one day.
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Porter had served only three years of his life sentence, and he was getting pretty tired of it. How convenient that on the eve of his incarceration-versary, an eerily charming man convinces him and his fellow inmates to accept his company’s insane offer. It was too good to be true, but “high chance of death” be damned, Porter was finally getting out of there.
Of course the reality of the deal he’d been given finally hit him once he found himself practically buried alive thousands of metres below sea level. The other prisoners in his team died, murdered by what Porter could only describe as a monster. Surely Porter’s life would go next, and this could all end. Surely
(It was anything but the end, as it soon turned out.)//aka my Pressure AU where the expendable you play as is actually a character of their own, the plot is more structured and can be read completely outside the confines of video-game logic, or something. blehhh original characters be upon ye
Addendum: writing, chapters and plot points are very prone to change. Any new chapters posted are their first drafts, and older chapter will update sporadically as I keep editing them.Bookmarked by mendfri
15 Aug 2025
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Sebastian clears his throat, abashed. "...I'd like to propose to you a- a deal, of sorts. A mutual transaction, where we both get what we want. You know, like usual."
"Like usual. Okay." Sometimes you wish he'd stop using so many words and get straight to the point.
"I am currently going through a period of heightened arousal- an unfortunate side effect due to the numerous genetic strains I was mixed with. You've read my file; the whale, the fish, the shrimp- take your pick. In other words, a mating season. A heat."
You nod, seeing where this is going. You were quite the adventurous person before you were convicted for seven counts of first-degree murder, but safe to say you've never fucked a fishwhalesnake person before. Your dick twitches a little in interest. Down, boy.
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02 Aug 2024
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When Marleaux, formerly known as General Z-9, is paroled, X-2 is sure to keep a close eye on him.
The Queen, to his surprise, is keeping an even closer eye on Marleaux...
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29 Apr 2024
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Power Struggle by CloudyNightJoy
Fandoms: Duck Dodgers in the 24 1/2th Century, Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies
23 Oct 2022
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Commander X-2 and General Z-9's arrangement started– as most bad ideas did– after a night of drinking.
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29 Apr 2024
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A newly redesigned and promoted Head Honcho is enjoying time in his office, when his boyfriend arrives and offers him a good time.
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03 Mar 2024

