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“Fusing Korean and Italian fashion is a fantasy in and of itself,” he muses in a quieter voice. “It’s a moment where we can pretend our histories are subjective like our hemispheres, and that… highlighting the best of our two worlds through our clothes is a decision we made—consciously. This is what I love about fashion.” His fingertips drift above the pants’ hips to Taehyung’s midriff, just beneath the corset. He resumes his slow circling.
That’s beautiful, Taehyung thinks. And terrifying, and overwhelming, like he’s been tasked to slay a large beast, equipped with only a honed piece of tree bark to do it. Forget conveying gratitude with words: what does it mean to bring justice to such an idea?
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Taehyung is invited to Italy by the creative director of Indigo, Kim Namjoon.
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Taehyung’s family were living in the apartment down the hall for three years before they were invited to Chuseok dinner.
Seokjin and Yoongi knew one another for two months before they settled down, together.
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It’s a shame—galbi-jjim is an intranational dish, but one can only find this type of galbi-jjim in their homecity, an amalgam of sweet and savory—though this isn’t just about being true to his roots. This isn’t just about Yoongi.
This is about Bangtan.
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Yoongi shows his love through cooking.
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when puppies do what puppies do by disillusioned (miscalculated)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
25 Feb 2024
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Executed too quickly to retaliate, Yoongi’s free hand is lifted from its resting spot and promptly placed somewhere warm and unmistakably human. Then, Yoongi is looking up from his computer screen just in time to—
“Hyung, feel.” His hand is adjusted. “Feel here. No, like,” now Taehyung maneuvers Yoongi’s fingers so that they’re pressed right over the miniature slope of his flexed bicep, “there. That.”
Yoongi complies as if on autopilot, bewildered into silence. “That?” he parrots.
“Yes,” Taehyung says.
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Suddenly and seemingly without reason, Kim Taehyung decides Old and Jaded Min Yoongi is prime mating material.
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an ocean in your hands by disillusioned (miscalculated)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
08 Aug 2023
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Her visceral thought is to not believe him. But she thinks about her picture in his wallet, like she’s some distant lover he’s longing for, countries away and not the person Taehyung sees nearly every night; she thinks about lunch in their home city, meeting the woman that helped create the man Yoonji loves, the woman that wants to meet her because that same man filled his mother’s head with promise.
Taehyung saw Yoonji and immediately created ideas in that helpless, romantic head of his.
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Yoonji cannot tame an ocean with her hands. She’s only human.
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dreams & nightmares by disillusioned (miscalculated), myalgias
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12 Oct 2022
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My rapperverse fics under one collection.
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the cure for a hangover is? by disillusioned (miscalculated)
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Sometimes I Know / Sometimes I Don't by NamjoonDragonite
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28 Aug 2022
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@StuffWeEat
Tuesday, December 7, 2:25 pm PST
Sorry for the inactivity. The admins have complicated romantic feelings for each other.
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02 Nov 2022
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“Jihoon-ah,” Yoongi’s voice grinds like plates in the earth. “Are you sleep regressing already?” He earns a louder, more desperate whine and stir in response, Jihoon reacting to the sound of his father’s voice. Yoongi swings his legs off the mattress ledge and gets to his feet. “Don’t grow up too fast, okay? Jiminie appa is going to be sad he missed it.” The bassinet is a mere four steps away; in under a second Yoongi has scooped his fussy kitten out and into the comfort of his arms with a theatrical grunt, Jihoon’s chubby, warm body melting against his chest.
Chubbiest baby he’s ever seen. Of course he and Jimin would have a chubby baby.
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19 Sep 2022
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untitled (aka, to the future i wanna have with you) by yoonluun for MermaidJinAgenda
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24 Aug 2020
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Yoongi and Taehyung stage a photoshoot at IKEA.
[taegiweek20 | day 1: are you taking care of me?]
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29 May 2022
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i've been blossoming alone over you by cryptique (dashirun) for disillusioned (miscalculated)
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07 Mar 2022
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In the rain-soaked night, Taehyung begins to bloom alone.
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07 Mar 2022
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Once Jimin presents, things will change.
"If they stop you from hunting because you're an omega, they're stupid," Yoongi says plainly. "And you're stupid too, if you let them."
Jimin smiles at him, a bit soft. "Isn't that what omegas do?" he asks.
Yoongi points at Jimin with his knife. "Omegas do whatever we want."