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“Fusing Korean and Italian fashion is a fantasy in and of itself,” he muses in a quieter voice. “It’s a moment where we can pretend our histories are subjective like our hemispheres, and that… highlighting the best of our two worlds through our clothes is a decision we made—consciously. This is what I love about fashion.” His fingertips drift above the pants’ hips to Taehyung’s midriff, just beneath the corset. He resumes his slow circling.
That’s beautiful, Taehyung thinks. And terrifying, and overwhelming, like he’s been tasked to slay a large beast, equipped with only a honed piece of tree bark to do it. Forget conveying gratitude with words: what does it mean to bring justice to such an idea?
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Taehyung is invited to Italy by the creative director of Indigo, Kim Namjoon.
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Taehyung’s family were living in the apartment down the hall for three years before they were invited to Chuseok dinner.
Seokjin and Yoongi knew one another for two months before they settled down, together.
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It’s a shame—galbi-jjim is an intranational dish, but one can only find this type of galbi-jjim in their homecity, an amalgam of sweet and savory—though this isn’t just about being true to his roots. This isn’t just about Yoongi.
This is about Bangtan.
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Yoongi shows his love through cooking.
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when puppies do what puppies do by disillusioned (miscalculated)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
25 Feb 2024
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Executed too quickly to retaliate, Yoongi’s free hand is lifted from its resting spot and promptly placed somewhere warm and unmistakably human. Then, Yoongi is looking up from his computer screen just in time to—
“Hyung, feel.” His hand is adjusted. “Feel here. No, like,” now Taehyung maneuvers Yoongi’s fingers so that they’re pressed right over the miniature slope of his flexed bicep, “there. That.”
Yoongi complies as if on autopilot, bewildered into silence. “That?” he parrots.
“Yes,” Taehyung says.
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Suddenly and seemingly without reason, Kim Taehyung decides Old and Jaded Min Yoongi is prime mating material.
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an ocean in your hands by disillusioned (miscalculated)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
08 Aug 2023
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Her visceral thought is to not believe him. But she thinks about her picture in his wallet, like she’s some distant lover he’s longing for, countries away and not the person Taehyung sees nearly every night; she thinks about lunch in their home city, meeting the woman that helped create the man Yoonji loves, the woman that wants to meet her because that same man filled his mother’s head with promise.
Taehyung saw Yoonji and immediately created ideas in that helpless, romantic head of his.
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Yoonji cannot tame an ocean with her hands. She’s only human.
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how we assume a role by disillusioned (miscalculated)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
20 Jun 2023
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“I have to shower or we’re gonna be late,” Namjoon tried, kicking off his slacks while navigating around Jimin’s smaller form—but Jimin wasn’t going down easy, and he’d followed Namjoon to the mattress.
He was in the middle of depositing his bottoms on the bed when Jimin pressed a palm to his back and shoved Namjoon over, depositing him onto the bed, too. “I wanna finger you first,” Jimin said, patting underneath their bed for the lube. “Wine can wait.”
Namjoon is more than strong enough to fight Jimin off and insist on not being late. He’s done it once or twice, much to Jimin’s dismay. He was horny, though, and an eager Jimin was impossible to reorient when Namjoon was horny. Like some kind of a police dog, he was convinced that Jimin could smell it on him, arousal permeating the air as he panted and stuttered out excuses.
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A bts fic drabble. Each chapter is a new pairing or dynamic.
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“Stay.” Jimin’s gaze flickered back up. Min Yoongi considered him carefully. “I’ll show you a more desperate me.”
Yoongi’s expression slackened, pleased at the response. Fingers traced up Jimin’s throat bend. He gave pause at the necklace—now a silver instead of gold—hanging at his hollow. “Oh. You are a good boy.”
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There’s no room for grey. Alpha and omega. Love and lust. Friends or nothing. He didn’t want it to happen to Bangtan. He didn’t think it’d happen to him. It’s been seven years—their first Daesang win brought on way too many emotions to allow either of them rational thought—and after seven years, Yoongi argues that any average person would assume it was safe to not happen again.
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Namjoon says, “I didn’t know where else to go,” as soon as Yoongi buzzes him in.
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Jungkook’s voice is breathy and accusatory when he answers, “You were mean.”
“I was cruel,” Namjoon contends. “I finish what you start. You want me to win.”
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There’s no way to lose a game he practically invented. Use Namjoon’s body as kerosene, remove his teeth and set him aflame first, he doesn’t give a fuck; he’ll play until it burns their world to ashes.
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Jimin, intoxicated by Taehyung’s smell, his devotion, his subservient omega, mutters, “Tell me—should we finally stop this game? Should I have you take my seed and bear me a son? Our families always used to warn us about having children out of wedlock to scare me from mounting you.”
Taehyung returns, “To scare me from being mounted.” He lifts his hips for Jimin to slide his baji down to his knees. They’re being ripped off his ankles by Jimin’s eager hands when Taehyung persists, “They’d want to flog me if I ever gave you a son. You’d have an illegitimate child. A concubine before a crown princess.”
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- Part 1 of bunting bird
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Rapper Kim Namjoon flies Kim Taehyung in for a weekend in his Seoul highrise.
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- Part 4 of dreams & nightmares
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centimeter-increments by disillusioned (miscalculated)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
11 May 2022
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With one-minded pursuit, Kim Seokjin: stabs Jimin’s door code in, kicks his sandals off in the foyer, rushes into the common room, and—as soon as he catches sight of yellow-blonde poking up over the back of the couch—blurts, “We had sex.”
Jimin instantly jerks up from where he’s curved up against Yoongi’s side. “What?”
“I think,” Seokjin amends.
“With Namjoonie?” Yoongi doesn’t look conscious, face slack with sleep, a dead arm draped around Jimin’s middle.
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Seokjin's sexuality did not progress systematically like ticks on a wall that rose in centimeter-increments; it’d been shaken and dumped out of a plastic container like Yoongi-rocks.
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what's mine was yours by disillusioned (miscalculated), myalgias for sodapopdarling
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
19 Apr 2022
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Jimin’s released two albums since then and now, charted high, met praise, awards, invitations to shows, to events—embarked on multiple, several-month tours as an independent—all accomplished without Genius Lab or Genius Records or Min Yoongi, fuck the critics very much—but they’re not going to let him forget this one, are they? Three whole years since Filter and it’s like he’ll never age past twenty-four.
(Park Jimin performs Filter's hit title track Check In, produced by SUGA.)
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- Part 3 of dreams & nightmares
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hangover soup by disillusioned (miscalculated) for sodapopdarling
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
18 Apr 2022
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Is he dreaming? He must be. Angel Sweater Dumpling Man is carrying an angel in the wrap! A very tiny baby fit for the very tiny clothes, their face scowled up and round and white like dumplings—like they’re trying to fall back asleep and pretend they’re not in an Emart at seven a.m.—like Angel Sheep Sweater Dumpling Man!
Jimin feels his heart testing the limits of his rib cage. He widens his eyes and coos. “They’re so—that’s the cutest baby I’ve seen in my life!”
Angel Sheep Sweater Dumpling Father laughs in drowsy, airy hiccups. “Thank you,” he rumbles, voice surprisingly deep.
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Hungover, twenty-one year old Park Jimin meets an angel strapped to a larger, older angel at an Emart.
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- Part 1 of the cure for a hangover is?
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reality, twice over by mismatched (miscalculated) for infrequency
Fandoms: SEVENTEEN (Band)
20 Feb 2022
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Chan could be speaking French and Wonwoo would still mumble yeah, yes, right, ha-ha. The only language Wonwoo’s brain understands right now is the language Chan’s skirt speaks—the pleated, navy blue cut of it, already naturally short but tugged up even shorter to make room for Chan’s ass, hips, and thighs. He’s got a white button-up tucked into its waistband, a navy blue ribbon tied into a sweet little bow under the collar. His lip ring catches Wonwoo’s bedroom light as his lips spread, bearing all his pretty, pretty teeth. “Hyung—”
“I need you inside me. Please. Before,” Wonwoo swipes at his bottom lip with his tongue, “before my panic attack hits.”
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“I can wash the kimchi off for you,” Jimin says once he’s swallowed his bite. Pink-red gleams on his lips, his jaw shifting, tongue rolling around to catch stray green onion.
“Not gonna rinse food in a hotel sink; I’m not a high schooler anymore,” Taehyung says. “I’ll order in later.”
Jimin dips his chopsticks back into the cup, stirring, stirring. One palm curled around to hold it still, he tells his other, stirring hand, “With my mouth.”
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always by circumstance by disillusioned (miscalculated)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
10 Nov 2021
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Namjoon set his pen down, leaned into his chair, and gave Taehyung a probing look. “You’re here to ask me to fuck you?”
Taehyung’s jaw slackened. He still had his arms tucked behind him, both hands on the handle like he was preparing himself to escape at any moment. Then, the uncertainty in his wide eyes darkened into something that matched Namjoon’s. “Would you?”
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(These are disjointed thoughts: Bear. Not a tiger.)
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A svt fic drabble. Each chapter is a new pairing/ficlet.
Ch. 1: worry paints hangang grey (Jeonghan/Jihoon)
Sometimes strangers, sometimes brothers — sometimes something else entirely. Jeonghan can’t explain it, but he doesn’t give a fuck about what this means, why they fall into this routine like they’ve never been anything more than lovers before, or after.Ch. 2: shatters like glass (Chan/Soonyoung)
Ch. 3: tell you all that comes to me (Chan/Junhui)
Ch. 4: frozen in time (Chan/Mingyu)
Ch. 5: this is what we want (Chan/Seungcheol)
Ch. 6: dr. jeon wonwoo (Wonwoo/Jihoon)
Ch. 7: so they understand (Chan/Hansol)
Ch. 8: my love is your love (Seokmin/Jihoon)
Ch. 9: reflections on glass (Chan/Soonyoung)
Ch. 10: our mirage ad nauseam (Chan/Wonwoo)
Ch. 11: to give up control (Jihoon/Mingyu) -
spoils of your labour by disillusioned (miscalculated), myalgias
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
12 Oct 2021
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Jimin refuses to admit he’s succumbing to his instinctual tells and keeps fussing, clambering, trying to make sure Yoongi’s as safe as possible in a nest of blankets and pillows. If Yoongi’s safe, the baby is safe, and a safe baby means a happy Jimin.
That’s what his wolf says, anyway.
Yoongi wants Jimin to have this, though. To go through his routines and not feel ashamed or embarrassed about it. He’ll allow him this safety.
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AKA: Jimin appeals to tradition and Yoongi finds it cute and exploitable.
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Wonwoo presses his mouth to Chan’s eyelids until he closes them. Wonwoo tells him, “No, baby. I don’t know about any of that. We’re at the sea.”