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    London, 1941

    "You know, that was a very nice thing you did for me."
    "Shut up"
    "Well there must be something I could do for you.. in return?"
    "Forget it, will you?"

    Aziraphale realizes he's in love. And his first instinct is to give road head.

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    17 Aug 2023

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    Near the end of a 'sabbatical,' Will Graham starts competing on The Great British Bake-Off with his bestie, Beverly. Beloved judge Paul Hollywood was recently injured in a biking accident and is replaced for this season only with none other than world-renowned chef Hannibal Lecter. Will wants to focus on his bakes and getting through the first week. But then The Ripper drops a body in London, and Will is back in the office and the field. He tries to center on his bakes, but once the good chef starts bringing private breakfasts to his room, Will can't ignore Hannibal or his growing feelings for the man. The more time they spend together, the more Hannibal feels familiar, somehow, yet that's impossible. They've only just met.

    For Doctor Chef Hannibal Lecter, everything is going according to plan. Will is so much more in-person than he was on the audition tape, so receptive and aware of Hannibal's every move. Will is a glowing ember, and Hannibal is determined to be the spark that sets him alight.

    Updates twice a month. Tags are for the whole fic.

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    26 May 2023

  3. Public Bookmark 54

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    Steve tried to plead with his eyes for Eddie to write whatever he liked, claim him however he wanted. Maybe something got through. Maybe they could read each other’s minds a little after all these years because Eddie grinned. “You’re my slutty princess, my cockslut, my brat, but you know what you are most of all?” He skated fingernails over Steve’s belly, pausing below his navel, barely missing his erection, and pressing as if searching to feel himself inside.

     

    “Mine.”


    Steve brats during an interview and Eddie teaches him just how (good?) bad of an idea that is.

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    19 Mar 2023

  4. Public Bookmark 49

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    Eddie had a way about annoying people. He'd heard it his entire life. First from his mom and then from almost every teacher in school.

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    18 Mar 2023

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    It's a Hannibal AU of the novel Dracula. Set in rural Florida. I have no good explanation for this.

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    04 Feb 2023