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    Rodrick Heffley isn’t a student at North Shore High — but that doesn’t stop him from pretending to be one after spotting Regina George in the parking lot.

    She’s hot, terrifying, and way out of his league.

    He’s suspended, delusional, and armed with a fake student ID.

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    20 Oct 2025

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    North Shore High has rules. Regina George wrote most of them.

    Rule #14: Never date a guy who can’t spell “responsibility.”

    Rule #15: Never, ever fall for a drummer.

    But after another fight with her ex, Regina needs a boyfriend -- fast. And the only guy bold (and dumb) enough to pull it off is Rodrick Heffley. He's the new kid, the wannabe rockstar, and the walking violation of everything she stands for.

    It’s supposed to be fake. A distraction. A statement.

    Until it isn’t.

    Fake dating or falling for the loser you were supposed to be using. It's basically same thing, right?

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    18 Oct 2025