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    What if Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander had the perfect beard?
    Lily-Jane Smith is just a normal girl living her quiet hermit life in a secluded corner of Montreal, running from a past she doesn’t talk about and minding her own business. She livestreams. She freelances. She avoids people.
    Then she befriends her landlord.
    Unfortunately, her landlord is Shane Hollander — NHL golden boy, walking media frenzy, and deeply closeted disaster.
    Now her peaceful routine includes sold-out arenas, terrible stadium poutine, icing bruises after intense games, and pretending to be the loving girlfriend of two hockey superstars while secretly covering for their very intense, very secret relationship with their biggest rival.
    Yes. That rivalry.
    It’s fine. She’s fine. They’re fine.
    It’s just a tiny lavender marriage situation.
    Minor complication: she may or may not have developed a massive crush on her best friend/fake boyfriend’s boyfriend’s teammate — who, for obvious reasons, thinks she’s dating said best friend’s boyfriend.
    Totally normal. Not messy at all.
    What could possibly go wrong?

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    25 Mar 2026

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    Ilya thinks he’s funny, making fun of Shane in front of some of the Centaurs. Little does he know Shane is hilarious.

     

    “What the fuck are you doing?” Harris swatted at Luca’s back. “Everyone knows you don’t announce your presence like that! Have you ever seen a scary movie?”

    “Chill, he’s not old enough to get into those movies by himself,” Troy snarked back, though Shane noted his voice also now held a twinge of fear in it.

    “I’m going to get murdered by ghost and you idiots will be the ones I spend my last moments with,” Ilya groaned.

    ~All works in the series, while within the same universe, can be understood and enjoyed as standalone fics!~

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    13 Mar 2026

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    When Ilya lived in Boston he always wondered what it would be like to show Irina the city he thought of as home. He’d see other families with their kids at the Common or the Aquarium and always think, zaychik would love that. It almost felt like a dream to see Irina and Shane walking in front of him as they crossed through the Public Garden. They were laughing at something Irina had said, Shane shaking his head at whatever it was. He had pictured this so many times. There was no part of him that wanted to miss a second of this, not even to blink.
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    It's Irina's birthday and they celebrate in Boston.

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    28 Feb 2026

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    The club is too loud, too crowded, bodies on top of bodies, strobing lights, thumping music, and Ilya was over it. Especially because Shane’s attention is being taken by another man.

    It was usually the opposite, Ilya wanting to party and get drunk and Shane wanting to leave or have one drink and call it a night. Ilya only came because it mattered to Shane. He wanted to go home for once and spend the night on their own. But, Shane wanted to have a night out with the team as the season came to a close, on-going to the final round before winning the cup which is practically theirs already. And who was Ilya to deny his husband a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity?

    And it was fine.

    It was.

    All until some guy, smiling too wide and standing too close, starts talking to Shane like Ilya isn’t even fucking there.

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    28 Feb 2026

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    In the early hours of Saturday, the Hockey world was ablaze with the news that Ilya Rozanov was dead. Killed in a tragic car accident leaving behind a slew of devastated fans and a grieving husband still reeling in shock.

    The news also came as an incredible shock to Ilya when he awoke that same day, hungover and bleary, but very much alive. 

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    28 Feb 2026