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    "Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”

    Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.

    Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?

    Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.

    And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.

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    26 Sep 2025

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    Shen Yuan is tired of being the infamous supervillain known as Shizun. When he took over for his brother he thought it would be for a few weeks, maybe a month–but it’s been years! The only good part of the job was seeing (fighting) the amazing, stupendous, beautif–ahem–superhero Luo Binghe.

    But Shen Yuan has hit his breaking point. It’s time to stop being a NEET and actually apply to jobs. And when he gets a position at the Museum of Luo Binghe, he knows he’s done with supervillainy.

    So he fakes Shizun’s death and makes his secret identity his only identity.

    What could go wrong?

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    10 Sep 2025

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    The last place on earth Sakusa Kiyoomi wants to be is on this godforsaken ship sailing across the seas to attend a boring science lecture, but it is a necessary evil if he wishes to avoid attending his grandmother's birthday celebrations.

    That is, until his ship is boarded by a band of pirates and Kiyoomi finds himself in extremely unwanted company.

    He can cope with most of the rambunctious crew; though they're armed to the hilt, they're relatively harmless.

    He cannot, however, cope with human hurricane Miya Atsumu.

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    28 Aug 2025

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    Over a year after Shen Qingqiu's death, Luo Binghe consults his servant's servant, concurrently his disgraced martial uncle, for a way to bring the love of his life back. Shang Qinghua sends him in the direction of a certain time-traveling artifact, which supposedly brings one to the day they first met their soulmate.
    Odd, though, that the artifact ends up missing the destination by just a few years…


    A story in which post-Abyss Luo Binghe relives his disciple days, while juggling his secrets, traumas, and some unexpected revelations about the man he loves on top of that.

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    17 Apr 2025

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    Shen Yuan has transmigrated into a dragon. An apparently extremely wealthy dragon with his own mountain and palace and everything. Unfortunately, he runs into a problem in the form of trying to find an ethical source of labour to actually help maintain the whole palace. After several misunderstandings with the local human beings, he finally manages to clearly communicate his desires and one city provides him with a (rather scrawny and underfed) boy who most definitely agreed to the terms of employment that Shen Yuan tried to put forward!
    Luo Binghe has been shoved into the clutches of a dragon without being told anything and is surely about to be eaten at any moment.

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    10 Apr 2025