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Sanji was trained in the Bridal Arts; this does not go unnoticed by the rest of his crew.
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06 Apr 2026
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Fuck, Marry, Kill (or, how Usopp becomes the best matchmaker of the sea without really trying) by adietxt
Fandoms: One Piece
14 Oct 2018
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Everyone wants to marry Zoro. Hypothetically. Sanji can’t believe everyone would pick that useless patch of growing mold over him, and considers killing Zoro. Not hypothetically.
He has a list on why Zoro would be the Worst Husband Ever, not that he spends a lot of time thinking of a (purely hypothetical!) situation where he is married to Zoro, fuck you very much.
(a.k.a, the one where Usopp invented Fuck, Marry, Kill.)
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31 Mar 2026
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“So,” says Sheriff Stilinski, raising one eyebrow. “You decided not to play video games at Scott’s, after all?”
“Uh,” Stiles says. His eyes are wide and caught-out, and he’s got his arms wrapped around two giant tubs of popcorn. Beside him, Derek Hale—the same Derek Hale that the Sheriff last saw in his interrogation room—is handing a $20 bill to the cashier and clearly trying to appear as casual as possible. He fumbles the change three times before he gets it into his pocket, though, so it’s a lost cause.
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24 Mar 2026
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Sideways and Slantways and Longways and Backways by hologramophone for swing_set13
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
22 Nov 2012
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“I called you a slave-driver!” Stiles cried hysterically. “I called you an ogre! I stole all the blue paperclips!”
Derek raised an eyebrow at him.
“That’s company property!” he shouted, waving his arms madly in distress.
Derek ran a hand over his face. “It’s not theft if the vice president of the company gives you permission.”
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19 Mar 2026
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“I don’t think that’s necessary,” Cor hears himself say. Part of him is horrified, but the majority is too focused on the small hand grabbing him.
“He’ll stay with me.”
After coming home from his latest recon mission in company of a small blond child, Cor takes on a very different set of challenges than he imagined.
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23 Feb 2026