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When Ferrari’s golden girl crashes in Monaco, Arthur Forester expects the season to be over.
Instead, Valerio Fernandez walks into the garage. And he is too kind, too fast and far too good at getting under Arthur’s skin.
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- Part 1 of Racing Lines
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your kiss is cosmic (every move is magic) by muffinhamster
Fandoms: Critical Role: Call of the Netherdeep - Fandom
27 Dec 2025
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“Uh—hi,” they manage to say. “I—”
They take a deep breath and turn on their heels to face the door.
“Iwantedtoaskifyouwanttogetdinnersometime,” they blurt out in one breath, voice pitched too high, words tripping over each other.Or, asking out a wizard on a date. And then some.
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by your hand is the only end i forsee by muffinhamster
Fandoms: Curse of Strahd - Fandom
15 Sep 2024
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"She looked into Volenta’s eyes and rage emerged from inside her.
She was angry at Volenta, angry at Strahd von fucking Zarovich, angry at Barovia. But mostly she was angry with herself. Because the moment she saw Volenta’s shit-eating grin for the first time, it was over for her. She had found herself in love with the enemy. And now she had to kill said enemy with the same burning feeling—the same love in her chest."
Or, one last fight.
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swallow my breath and take what is mine (i’m giving you all) by muffinhamster
Fandoms: Curse of Strahd - Fandom
13 Nov 2023
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Someone has to put Volenta in her place. Doesn’t matter if it’s with bloody arrows or gentle fingers but someone has to do it.
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"She said sometimes you have to lose a battle to win the war. Those were Mother's last words before she threw Ranboo into the portal."
Or, Ranboo gets into the Overworld and Phil finds him and takes him under his wings (literally).
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the cursed ranger and the psychotic vampire by muffinhamster
Fandom Curse of Strahd - Fandom
15 Sep 2024
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Zora and Volenta, tragic lesbians.
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“Listen,” Oscar whirls around on Max, no doubt he’s wearing a borderline crazed expression as the next few sentences come hurtling out. “Luke cheated on me with some model and so obviously I broke up with him but now he thinks I’m like still hung up on him and came to this party for him, which by the way is absolutely not the truth, but anyway I told him I moved on and have a boyfriend, which I definitely don’t, but then he asked me who and I pointed to you.”
Max looks a little lost, a lot taken back — but not angry? So that’s at least a win.
“Can you please pretend to be my boyfriend?” Oscar blurts out.
Or; Oscar, desperate to show his cheating ex that he's moved on, asks their uni's heartthrob, Max Verstappen, to pretend to be his boyfriend.
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23 Mar 2026
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please leave a message by subcorax
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Dec 2025
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Sarah
Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.Jackie
Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.Jackie has added Lily to the conversation
Lily
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what is thisOr: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.
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- Part 1 of You Have (81) Unread Messages
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OP: When you get back, please don’t make a bunch of noise
Lando almost laughed out loud at the timing. He smiled up at the sky, knowing if there was a God he was doing this on purpose.OR
Something isn't right between the McLaren boys after Brazil, and the fact that they live in the same building isn't helping.
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24 Nov 2025
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“I’m going to help you,” Lando declares. “You know I like to do a bit of photography myself. We’ll have ourselves a little mock photoshoot. Get you comfortable.”
The finality in Lando’s voice leaves Oscar no other choice but to nod in agreement.
Lando’s grin is blinding, getting up to head out. “It’s a date.”
With that, Lando’s out of sight, and Oscar tries his hardest to get him out of mind as well.
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Oscar signs with a modeling agency and gets an offer from Calvin Klein. He doesn't know how to pose in his underwear, so Lando teaches him.
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14 Nov 2025
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The bottle gets pushed into Oscar’s hands, Lando commanding “take a drag and make it messy.”
There’s no room for negotiation, so Oscar lifts the bottle to his lips, leaving them dropped open just a centimeter too far so the liquid pools in his mouth and spills out the corners.
Click, click, click.
He pulls it away, using his free hand to skim against his lips, fingertips trailing down and smearing the alcohol down his chest.
Click, click, click.
Kneeling down, Oscar sets the bottle on the floor, lingering on his knees and looking up just so he can hear the
Click, click, click.
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“It’s really okay,” the guy says once they’re in front of the sink, while Lando’s figuring out what the fuck he should be doing with the shirt. The stain is in an odd position, right in the middle of the guy’s chest.
“Um, I. Didn’t think this through,” Lando admits.
That earns a small chuckle from the other guy. “It’s okay,” he says, again, and proceeds to pull off his shirt.
Um. Not okay. Because. Guy’s sort of ripped, exactly in the way Lando likes it. Not too muscular, but lean muscle, strong arms that could probably lift him up and —
“See something you like?”
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Lando’s not really looking for anything when he spills his beer on another guy. Too bad the universe has something else to say about it.
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28 Oct 2025