Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
“Well,” House says, deciding to put Wilson out of both of their misery. “I have a vagina. And my vagina needs Doctor Wilson to dilate it and evacuate the fetus.”
—
Gregory House's geriatric pregnancy and subsequent geriatric abortion.
Bookmarked by muhancc
31 Mar 2026
-
Tags
Summary
"You guys really don't get it, do you?"
"Get what?"
"It's almost insulting, really."Or, five times the team missed the point completely, and one time where they figured it out
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,149
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 200
- Kudos:
- 18,862
- Bookmarks:
- 2,181
- Hits:
- 111,389
Bookmarked by muhancc
18 Mar 2026
-
Tags
Summary
An alternate ending to s2e16 ("Safe") when Wilson is living with House and House is sort of torturing him. He leaves the stethoscope on the door for no reason for hours, he avoids doing the dishes, he eats poptarts on the couch while asking Wilson to cook him dinner.
Wilson gets home and confronts him about deleting the message about an available apartment House doesn’t take him seriously and pisses with the door open. All of that happens in the episode, and then I’m taking it from there.
Established Hilson, not the first time they’ve done something like this. House is being a brat plain and simple. Wilson puts him in his place and makes him enjoy it. Using the cane. Aftercare at the end because obviously Wilson would never skip that no matter how mad he was at the start.
Bookmarked by muhancc
18 Mar 2026
-
Tags
Summary
House has been shooting up heroin for the past month. He had managed to hide it from everyone around him, but one day Wilson finds out and, well…
He has to teach House a lesson, right?
Bookmarked by muhancc
09 Mar 2026
-
Tags
Summary
What's so great about Maryland?
Bookmarked by muhancc
17 Feb 2026
