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And even though he didn’t want to admit it, he knew what the real problem was. It lay deep, deep in his chest, in a secret crevice of his heart that not a soul besides his knew about, not his mom, not Michael or Luke, and not even Ashton.
Calum was homesick.
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Savor Your Words (I Won't Ever Waste Them) by mukeofficial
Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
11 Dec 2015
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“Hm, a strange man with dyed black hair shows up to one of my busking nights, flirts with me, tries to convince me he’s a fucking music producer, and then asks me to come with him to ‘his studio’ to help him finish a song in return for payment.” Luke stated bluntly, pushing his hands in his pockets. “Is that right?”
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“I said,” Luke repeated after a moment, hands on Michael’s hips and squeezing tight to get his attention. “Are you gonna be good for me?”
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Michael rolled his eyes. Of course Luke couldn’t be sexy for more than two minutes. Luke was actually a massive nerd trapped in a giant sex god’s body, and Michael would be jealous if he wasn’t so hard in his jeans.
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I Just Wanna Make This Last by mukeofficial for irwah
Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
15 Jul 2015
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His eyes shot open and he gasped, panicking and jerking back away, violently falling off the bed. The boy still in the bed – who Calum had realized was Ashton – barely moved a muscle in response, only shifting slightly onto his back so the blanket fell further off his body, revealing his prominent hipbones jutting out of his lower stomach.
This meant Ashton was naked as well, and Calum and him had fallen asleep together…
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slutville, population two by dvp_95
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
02 Aug 2020
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Dan and Phil both have reputations for sleeping around. Their friends don't think they could hold down a relationship if they wanted to. Sounds like a challenge to them.
In Dan's defense, tequila makes anything seem like a good idea.
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15 Jul 2025
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“What do you mean you’re getting married?!” Comes Luke’s tinny voice, squeaking through the speakers of Ashton’s phone.
"It just makes sense, Lu.” Ashton sighs. “I don’t have the money to go back to paying full rent for the flat and he doesn’t wanna get sent back to France. It just works, logistically.”
Or: the Brexit fake dating AU that no-one asked for
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08 Jul 2018
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'“Adventuring is my thing. Skinny dipping is my thing. And you went without me.” Ashton muffles into the pillow.
Calum rolls his eyes, stroking Ashton’s hair. But Michael smirks.
“We can skinny dip into your bed if you want?”'
Or: mashlum sex, inspired entirely by malum's antics and ashton's jealous tweet
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16 Aug 2016
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"This has gone too far Lukey boy. We have let the technology take away our right to regular fucking. And we are going to take it back tonight my friend." Calum states proudly as he now sits straight on Luke's lap.
"And how are we going to do that?" Luke enquires curiously, intrigued by what his friend has in mind.
"Possibilities, my dear Lukey boy" Calum smiles devilishly "are endless."
OR: Michael and Ashton have been playing too much Pokemon GO and slightly forgot on their boyfriends' needs.
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22 Jul 2016
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“I’m a traditional painter who has to take a basic Photoshop class, you’re a graphic design major sitting next to me and getting sucked into helping me out because I’m so shitty at this” AU
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14 Jun 2016