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OMEGA GRAD STUDENT GETS PREGNANT: YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT by attackofthezee (noxlunate)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
17 Jun 2021
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"...until it’s weeks later and he’s peeing on a stick at 3 am because holy shit, what the fuck. And then he attempts to not cry into the phone and the dude who knocked him up is like ‘I really don’t care what you do about it’ and ‘It’s probably not even mine’ and slut shames the omega. That, Jiang Cheng, is how someone gets fucking pregnant.” He finishes, removing his hand from Jiang Cheng’s mouth only to jab a finger at him.
Jiang Cheng looks like he wants to self immolate and/or possibly murder someone.
In the meantime, their waitress has arrived and looks like she wants to quit her job and run away to live in the woods. Wei Ying relates.
“Well then,” The waitress starts, clapping her hands together and very visibly pretending like the entire restaurant didn’t just witness what happened, “Can I get you guys anything to start? Drinks? Appetizers?”
Wei Ying is leaving her such a big tip.Or, sometimes you get knocked up and then fall in love with the super hot Lan boy who swoops in to save your ass.
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20 Oct 2022
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Covered in Bees by ScarlettStorm
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Oct 2020
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“Cloud Reccesses Apiary,” says a toneless, deep masculine voice, with zero question in it. Wei Ying doesn’t care, because whoever possesses that voice is probably going to come save him from bees like a fucking hero while wearing like, a suit of armor. That’s what you wear to catch bees, right?
“I have like, so many bees outside my front door right now,” he says, mouth running out ahead of him before he can even begin to think about reining it in. “It’s like a sandstorm of bees out there. There are so many bees. I got out of my car and there were just bees and I don’t want these bees. Do you want these bees? Please tell me you will come get these bees. I can’t leave my house and I have enough food for maybe a week but then I’m gonna have to learn how to cook dry beans and no one wants that, especially not me.” Wei Ying runs out of air, takes a breath, and belatedly adds, “My name is Wei Ying. Hi.”
Or: The beekeeping AU that no one asked for.
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07 May 2022
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Wei Wuxian does not need a bodyguard, thank you very much.
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14 Mar 2022
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Sharp Scratch by islet
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Feb 2022
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“Any word on my favourite surgical registrar?” Wei Ying asks. He’s not above admitting that he spent a lot of his ten days off thinking about what Lan Wangji meant by interview practice - probably just interview practice - and why his email address says lanzhan. He may have explored a couple of fantasies where he bumps into Lan Wangji again, except this time Lan Wangji is a dashing colorectal surgeon coming to the trauma call, and thoroughly impressed by how Wei Ying manages a clamshell thoracotomy in the middle of the emergency department.
It’s a particularly good fantasy. It ends in the on-call room with no clothes.
“Still in the country,” Huaisang says. “We’re having dinner tomorrow.”
“You and Lan Wangji?” Wei Ying cannot believe this betrayal.
Wei Ying survives his first year as a junior doctor. Lan Wangji really wants to help him with interview practice. Huaisang has the ortho reg geges wrapped around his little finger.
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17 Feb 2022
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A Baby Dragon's Guide To Seducing Your Huli Jing by sweetlolixo
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
27 Aug 2023
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Our huli jing stands proud and tall in his dark, loose robes, frolicking about a public space with his well-sculpted chest fully out, pecs protruding thickly with sun-kissed skin over carved, toned muscles. What an outrageous sight, Lan Zhan thinks! How indecent, how shameless, and far too obscene for this world!
“Excuse me,” Lan Zhan immediately goes to the fox spirit, all stiff-lipped, offering up the very cloak on his shoulders. “You must be cold.”
Lan Zhan can’t have the fox walking around seducing everyone in sight just like this, no. For he has long already decided—that this huli jing is his!
Or, baby dragon Lan Wangji imprints on the first beautiful huli jing he meets.
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05 Feb 2022