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    "...until it’s weeks later and he’s peeing on a stick at 3 am because holy shit, what the fuck. And then he attempts to not cry into the phone and the dude who knocked him up is like ‘I really don’t care what you do about it’ and ‘It’s probably not even mine’ and slut shames the omega. That, Jiang Cheng, is how someone gets fucking pregnant.” He finishes, removing his hand from Jiang Cheng’s mouth only to jab a finger at him.

    Jiang Cheng looks like he wants to self immolate and/or possibly murder someone.

    In the meantime, their waitress has arrived and looks like she wants to quit her job and run away to live in the woods. Wei Ying relates.

    “Well then,” The waitress starts, clapping her hands together and very visibly pretending like the entire restaurant didn’t just witness what happened, “Can I get you guys anything to start? Drinks? Appetizers?”
    Wei Ying is leaving her such a big tip.

     

    Or, sometimes you get knocked up and then fall in love with the super hot Lan boy who swoops in to save your ass.

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    20 Oct 2022

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    “Cloud Reccesses Apiary,” says a toneless, deep masculine voice, with zero question in it. Wei Ying doesn’t care, because whoever possesses that voice is probably going to come save him from bees like a fucking hero while wearing like, a suit of armor. That’s what you wear to catch bees, right?

    “I have like, so many bees outside my front door right now,” he says, mouth running out ahead of him before he can even begin to think about reining it in. “It’s like a sandstorm of bees out there. There are so many bees. I got out of my car and there were just bees and I don’t want these bees. Do you want these bees? Please tell me you will come get these bees. I can’t leave my house and I have enough food for maybe a week but then I’m gonna have to learn how to cook dry beans and no one wants that, especially not me.” Wei Ying runs out of air, takes a breath, and belatedly adds, “My name is Wei Ying. Hi.”

    Or: The beekeeping AU that no one asked for.

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    07 May 2022

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    Wei Wuxian does not need a bodyguard, thank you very much.

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    14 Mar 2022

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    “Any word on my favourite surgical registrar?” Wei Ying asks. He’s not above admitting that he spent a lot of his ten days off thinking about what Lan Wangji meant by interview practice - probably just interview practice - and why his email address says lanzhan. He may have explored a couple of fantasies where he bumps into Lan Wangji again, except this time Lan Wangji is a dashing colorectal surgeon coming to the trauma call, and thoroughly impressed by how Wei Ying manages a clamshell thoracotomy in the middle of the emergency department.

    It’s a particularly good fantasy. It ends in the on-call room with no clothes.

    “Still in the country,” Huaisang says. “We’re having dinner tomorrow.”

    “You and Lan Wangji?” Wei Ying cannot believe this betrayal.

    Wei Ying survives his first year as a junior doctor. Lan Wangji really wants to help him with interview practice. Huaisang has the ortho reg geges wrapped around his little finger.

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    17 Feb 2022

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    Our huli jing stands proud and tall in his dark, loose robes, frolicking about a public space with his well-sculpted chest fully out, pecs protruding thickly with sun-kissed skin over carved, toned muscles. What an outrageous sight, Lan Zhan thinks! How indecent, how shameless, and far too obscene for this world!

    “Excuse me,” Lan Zhan immediately goes to the fox spirit, all stiff-lipped, offering up the very cloak on his shoulders. “You must be cold.”

    Lan Zhan can’t have the fox walking around seducing everyone in sight just like this, no. For he has long already decided—that this huli jing is his!

    Or, baby dragon Lan Wangji imprints on the first beautiful huli jing he meets.

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    05 Feb 2022

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    When A-Yuan’s teachers come to collect the kids, Wei Ying feels his face do an astronomically dumb grin. The man recognises them and arches one very lovely eyebrow indeed.

    Wei Ying cackles. “Kindergarten teacher, you say?”

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    28 Dec 2021

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    “If we give him a bride,” Jiang Cheng says, solemnly. “They give us an army.”

    The bride that they seek is of the blood of a fox, and Wei Ying is the last of his kind.

    It can only be him.

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    04 Oct 2021

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    “When did you arrive?” Lan Zhan asks, but he’s looking at the child in Wei Wuxian's arms, and the question is clearly, whose baby is this, and maybe, should I be concerned?

    or

    Accidental (haunted) baby acquisition

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    02 Apr 2021

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    Summary: The five times Wei Wuxian absolutely does NOT have a daddy kink. Or, the unbearable ordeal of wanting to be taken care of by your boyfriend.

    “In the past week you’ve made multiple declarations of being three while referring to yourself as Xianxian, and have repeatedly referred to yourself as, and I quote, ‘baby,’ without an indefinite article in approximation of how very young children might speak. In the middle of intercourse you called me daddy-”

    “Oh my god, Lan Zhan,” Wei Wuxian says, and when Lan Wangji sneaks a glance at him he sees they’re both red in the face. “Just call it sex like everybody else.”

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    05 Mar 2021

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    If waking up with the hangover of the century wasn't enough, Wei Wuxian also finds himself in bed with none other than Lan Wangji. After the inital panic, the two realize what happens in Vegas doesn't have to stay in Vegas.
    If only some of their family thought the same way.

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    05 Mar 2021

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    When Jin Zixuan calls in a favour, Lan Wangji ends up renting his spare room to Wei Wuxian.

    It doesn't go how any of them expected.

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    03 Mar 2021

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    When A-Yuan gets sick and Wen Qing doesn't have the supplies she needs to properly treat him, Wei Wuxian can only think of one place to go for help.

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    28 Feb 2021

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    Wei Wuxian gets turned into a baby and Jiang Cheng experiences the life threatening disease called baby fever.

    + now added Lan Wangji POV

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    27 Feb 2021

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    After thirteen years away, Dr. Wei Wuxian is back in Gusu. A car accident near his apartment brings someone unexpected back into his life and everything changes for the better.

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    26 Feb 2021

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    He always gets the feeling there is something there, beyond the occasional jabs and the mostly one-sided banter and the way Lan Wangji has tolerated his rambles and teasing all these years and how he has caught him looking at him sometimes with his eyes softer than he has ever seen them.

    But whatever that is makes his heart clench painfully and beat a million miles an hour, and that can’t be good for you, can it? As a self-respecting neurosurgery resident he can’t ignore the symptoms of an imminent heart attack, can he?

    Or: How Wei Wuxian learnt to stop worrying and love his co-resident.

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    21 Feb 2021

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    The Untamed crew as first responders! Loose fusion with the show 9-1-1, but you don’t need to be familiar with it to read the fic.

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    18 Feb 2021

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    Lan Wangji takes shelter at a brothel on a rainy night. Still a long distance away from Gusu, he resigns himself to asking for a room.

    “No women,” he makes sure to say to the madam, simply wanting to rest.

    When he opens the door to his room, there is a man draped in red silk, waiting for him.

    Xiansheng,” the man croons. “It’s a beautiful rainy night, are you going to stand there all day?"

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    14 Feb 2021

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    Lan Zhan doesn’t flick any lights on, and the heavy darkness of the snowy day makes him feel safe and sure when he musters some semblance of his voice, but in the end, still whispers, “Welcome home, Lan Yuan.”

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    04 Feb 2021

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    Lan Zhan's hands are twitching in his lap, his long pale fingers curling into his palms, uncurling.

    A part of Wei Ying wants to take Lan Zhan by the shoulders and shake him as hard as he can. Tell him that he doesn’t get to look so sad about this, about a bus that didn’t even kill Wei Ying, only could have. A meaner part of Wei Ying wants to say the words caught at the back of his throat, sharp like little pieces of glass. He wonders a lot of things about Lan Zhan, but this especially. How far his patience can stretch, how far Wei Ying can push before Lan Zhan gives up on him.

    I wish it had hit me, he thinks about saying.

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    03 Feb 2021

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    Wei Wuxian doesn’t look after himself, so it’s up to Lan Wangji to do it for him.

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    “Can we have sex now?”

    “No.” Lan Wangji stands.

    “N— No?!” Wei Wuxian stares at him aghast. “I came all the way over here to not get fucked?!”

    Lan Wangji peels back the covers. “In.”

    “Lan Zhan,” Wei Wuxian says warily, “this isn’t sexy.”

    “I am aware. In.” Lan Wangji is not budging.

    “Lan Zhaaaaaaaan,” Wei Wuxian whimpers. “I can just go home if you don’t want to fuck.”

    “Get into the bed, Wei Ying,” Lan Wangji says. “If you sleep until five in the morning, you will get the sexual gratification you so clearly crave.”

    Wei Wuxian pauses. “You’ll fuck me at five AM?” he says.

    Lan Wangji eyes him a moment. “If you sleep, I will suck you off at five AM.”

    Wei Wuxian rolls right into the bed and sprawls like he owns the place, somehow filling most of Lan Wangji’s king sized mattress with his lanky body and dragging one of the pillows into his arms. “Why didn’t you say so before?”

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    29 Jan 2021

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