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My ficticious husband just showed up at my office party?!? by Anonymous for damshtrina
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
22 Mar 2026
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Look, it wasn’t like Wei Ying meant to get so deep into the lie.
He'd started out by simply saying ‘sorry, I’m taken’ when anyone asked him out.
He hadn’t really been expecting to have to answer follow up questions from his co-workers like: ‘Is it serious? What do they do for work? Do they live in town? How did you meet? What are they like?’
Wei Ying did not have a great memory for things outside of engineering and product design, so there was absolutely no way he was going to be able to keep his story straight if he really just made everything up.
He'd just needed a… a mental model of what a potential partner for him could be like. So his brain had pulled up the memory of a guy in college that he'd always vaguely thought that—if he ever did settle down with someone—it would be like him.
He possibly didn’t realize just how far things had snowballed until one day when one of his colleagues said:
“Hey! I was talking to my cousin the other day and she actually knows your husband. Small world right?”
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23 Mar 2026
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paint smears on sunny days by SnowshadowAO3
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Oct 2020
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To say that he runs to his car would be incorrect, as he is a Lan, and running is both undignified and unnecessary unless in immediate danger. Nor does he slam his key into the ignition, or aggressively swerve around the cars on the freeway, or have a mild panic attack at the fact he is picking A-Yuan up late from school for the first time ever.
He comes close, though.
By the time he arrives, it’s 4:35PM, and he has imagined about fifty different worse-case scenarios. The door is partly open when he gets to it, a messy label of 104B—Art Room scrawled with chalk on a placard next to the faded wood. As he opens it fully, he expects to see a wailing, terrified child, or perhaps a scene of utter misery and betrayal.
What he finds is his son, hands covered in paint, being sung to by a beautiful, dark-haired stranger.
“Ducks live in the pond, yellow ducks, happy ducks!”
Lan Wangji stops in his tracks.
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24 Feb 2026
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a constellation to stir my heart by phnelt for sophie_448
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
21 Jun 2022
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“No. This is fucking insane. You can’t just move across the country for the first guy who says he likes you.” Jiang Cheng’s words hit Lan Zhan like the figurative wrecking ball. The first guy. Does that mean what it sounds like it means? “I’m telling jie,” Jiang Cheng says. There’s a ‘bloop’ as he removes himself from the voice channel.
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23 Feb 2026
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the earthquake in the room by phnelt for antiphrastic
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
12 Feb 2022
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"Pop some bread in the toaster for me?” Wei Ying asks. Lan Zhan has one, a chrome thing with dials and buttons.
A pause. “This isn’t a relationship,” Lan Zhan says.
Wei Ying blinks. It’s such an incongruous thing to say. At first his brain says, that must be code. It’s almost like listening to two spies talk in a drama. The handler would say something like ‘the duck swims at midnight,’ and the spy would say, ‘purple is the loveliest colour’ and they’d both nod to each other and know that the prime minister was about to be assassinated, or something. That’s all he can think of, at first. Because of course this isn’t a relationship? This was a fun night. So Lan Zhan must be saying this for a reason. There’s some response he’s supposed to make now, but he’s lost the script if he ever had it.
“Okay…” he says. Then it clicks. Lan Zhan means: you should leave.
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Maybe Wei Ying shouldn't have hooked up with his hot neighbour two days into his exchange semester, but everyone makes choices in life.Series
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23 Feb 2026
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Love with urgency (but not with haste) by ChoAyako
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jun 2019
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Wei Wuxian loves his husband, and he also loves his passion between the sheets.
Sometimes, however, he feels like Lan Wangji's lack of self restraint in the bedroom is preventing them from exploring more interesting and varied things. There's a limit to how many times he can enjoy being pounded for hours in the same position, after all!
One day, he decides to takes matters into his own hands.
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“See, like this,” he explains, breathless. “Nine shallow, one deep.”He demonstrates each word, a high pitched sound tearing out of his throat when he lets his husband’s cock drive into him more forcefully.
“Change the pace.”
Every time Lan Wangji does a perfectly synchronized thrust, or manages to restrain himself even as he is leaking inside Wei Wuxian, Wei Wuxian rewards him by squeezing around his cock. He kisses every available part of his chest and face.
“You’re being so good,” he purrs, “So good to me, Lan Zhan. I love you so much.”
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12 Feb 2026