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    After fighting Reflekdoll, Adrien is in need of some reassurance. Fortunately, he has a boyfriend whose houseboat is always open.

    “Maybe you can go on a date with your boyfriend and forget about this Mister Bug business.”

    “Plagg!" Adrien says. “He’s not my boyfriend! We’re just friends.”

    “I might not understand your strange human love rituals,” Plagg says, “but if you two are just friends, then why is your face the color of edam wax?”

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    18 Aug 2021

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    Adrien gets the wrong order at André’s ice cream cart. Or, well…it’s definitely not his usual, anyway.

    “And for the hair…” André deposits another scoop of blue ice cream onto the cone. “Blue cotton candy with chocolate chips.”

    “Um,” Adrien says. “I’m pretty sure it was blackberry for the hair. And weren’t the chips in strawber—”

    “And voilà!” André exclaims, presenting the cone with blue ice cream to Adrien. “André’s ice cream brings hearts together, as long as you believe.”

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    18 Aug 2021

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    It all starts because Steve is too dumb to handle his smartphone.

    A wrong number AU in which Bucky Barnes doesn't enter Steve's life (meaning: Bucky wasn't born until the eighties, but Steve is still Captain America) until Steve accidentally dials the wrong number. Wherein there is a lot of texting, some advice via Natasha and Darcy, a bit of pining, and a first date in an amusement park. Oh, and on top of being a disabled veteran, Bucky is a professional catwalker. Literally.

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    29 Jul 2021

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    Steve's got the hang of this 21st century thing.

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    29 Jul 2021

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    “Remember what I said about internet trolls?”

    “Don’t feed the trolls.”

    “Exactly. Did I not say the same thing to Barnes?” Tony asked rhetorically. “Were those not my exact words? I could have sworn they were, and yet.”

    “Bucky’s feeding the trolls?”

    “He’s throwing a goddamn seven-course troll banquet. Every time someone on Twitter asks if your relationship announcement is real, he replies. Colorfully.”

    Steve opened his mouth to ask what “colorfully” meant, then caught the gleam in Tony’s eye and put two and two together. He blushed. Colorfully. “Oh.”

    (Steve and Bucky announce their relationship in a very dignified press conference. Bucky then replies to every goddamn tweet asking him to confirm it with a different dirty euphemism. Things escalate from there.)

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    29 Jul 2021