needalittledanger
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My Brother's Keeper by needalittledanger for afteravalon
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
17 Jun 2025
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Tim Drake knocks on Jason Todd's door late one night. What happens next will warm your heart.
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You are ULDER RAVENGARD.
Your son is completely besotted with his fiancé, but you can’t figure out the appeal. He’s spoiled, and petty, and seems chiefly concerned with draining the Ravengard coffers. You are, frankly, at your wits’ fucking end.
Surely the only solution is to declare an INSANE SECRET WAR on him before he can ruin the MIDWINTER'S EVE BALL. This cannot possibly backfire.
[A choose-your-own-adventure Astarion son-in-law simulator. Happy Holidays! Or possibly the opposite of that.]
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Bookmarked by peace-chan (needalittledanger)
30 Nov 2025
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“Jason,” Dick says, with extreme gentleness. “You do…know what a turn signal is, right?”
“Totally,” Jason lies.
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Jason Todd breaks some laws. No, not those ones. No, not those ones either.
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- Part 1 of birdie does jay todd week 2025
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Bookmarked by peace-chan (needalittledanger)
20 Nov 2025
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A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:
The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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(01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-
Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.
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- Part 1 of IRIS Logs
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Bookmarked by peace-chan (needalittledanger)
01 Jul 2025
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For All The Just Alike Birds by SilverSkiesAtMidnight for Scarlet_Ribbons
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
30 Dec 2022
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It starts the stupidest way anything has ever gone wrong in Tim’s life.
It starts when he falls asleep in the shower.
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Bookmarked by peace-chan (needalittledanger)
14 Jun 2025
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Gloved fingers close over Tim’s throat and slowly begin to squeeze.
“Jason!” he gasps, choking. “Have you ever read Macbeth?”
The Red Hood stares at him like Tim just slapped him with a fish.
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With his grades slipping, Tim worries Bruce will take Robin away. So when the Red Hood breaks into his room with the intent to kill him, Tim decides it's a good idea to ask him for help on his English homework.It works. And then it doesn't. And then Tim solves a mystery and almost dies anyway.
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Bookmarked by peace-chan (needalittledanger)
14 Jun 2025