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  1. Rec 71

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    “Now that we’ve upgraded our relationship, I’m obliged to offer you two options.” Dokja gestured obscenely, before sticking out his tongue. “Though for virgins like you, I usually start off with an over-the-pants—”

    Joonghuk’s pupils shrank in either shock, or an executive malfunction.

    “Shut up, Kim Dokja!”

    The No.1 Most Humiliating Fact was their 98.7% compatibility rate. The No.2 Most Humiliating Fact was, due to that cosmic error, Kim Dokja was the only guide capable of restoring a close-to-dying Yoo Joonghyuk.

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    16 Jan 2026

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    Kim Dokja never expected to be dragged into an RV expedition to “study pre-apocalypse civilization.”

    He also never expected to run into his ex-sentinel from before the end of the world, out on a lifeless stretch of wasteland.

    “What exactly is your relationship?” Han Sooyoung asked.

    “We just—” Kim Dokja forced his mouth open, trying to answer before Yoo Joonghyuk could make it worse.

    “We’re already bonded,” Yoo Joonghyuk said.

    “…met once,” Kim Dokja finished stubbornly.

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    26 Nov 2025

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    If I could go back in time and stop myself from tying my shoelaces halfass that morning, I would actually scratch that, I'd burn the shoelaces and the shoes and probably the entire school courtyard while I'm at it.

    Because on the very first day of my final year, I, Yuuri Katsuki, managed to perform the single most career-ending stunt in high school history. I accidentally fell face first into another guy's crotch.

    And not just any guy. Oh no.

    Fate decided to spice things up by making it be Victor Nikiforov, captain of the basketball team, human statue, and universally agreed upon most unattainable male in our school. He was tall, lean, and had that silent, brooding look that made girls write his name in their notebooks with glitter pens.

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    04 Oct 2025

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    Amusement laced Joonghyuk’s voice. “Do you watch?”

    “Only at the behest of my chat,” Dokja deflected, “which I highly doubt you listen to.”

    “Listening to your chat is a sign of a poor streamer.”

    Dokja was invariably reminded of the fat bank his streams had earned him in the past month. Poor streamer my ass.

    Beauty streamer KDJ9158 takes time off streaming for six months, only to return to his top-earning position snatched by one faceless gamer, Supremeking.

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    19 Aug 2025

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    All Dokja wanted was an ordinary office life: he wanted to clock-in, drink coffee during breaks, and clock-out.

    But still, he could make it work. He’s getting paid good money to hold hands with one prickly Esper –it’s an opportunity that doesn’t come by very often.

    Yeah. . . Dokja could make it work.

    –OR–

    Guide Kim is unexpectedly paired with Esper Yoo.

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    18 Aug 2025