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  1. Public Bookmark 9

    Миссия «Мудак» by

    Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)  

    12 Mar 2023

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    Направленность: Слэш
    Бета: Николетт https://ficbook.net/authors/1148359
    Гамма, она же муза: Altupi https://ficbook.net/authors/205405
    Фэндом: Ведьмак
    Пэйринг и персонажи: Геральт из Ривии/Лютик, остальные
    Рейтинг: NC-17
    Размер: Макси
    Статус: закончен
    Метки: Серая мораль, Согласование с каноном, Нецензурная лексика, Юмор, Стёб, Элементы гета.

    Описание: Отношения персонажей в сериале через призму упоротого слэшера.

    Посвящение: Altupi

    Предупреждения: Канноные характеры нетфликовского сериала. Да, это предупреждение. Геральт – мудак, Лютик – придурок, Йеннифэр – безмозглая, беспринципная, инфантильная мразь, Цири – эгоистка напрочь лишённая эмпатии. Это не АУ. Я постаралась сохранить неповторимую еб... своеобразие сериала. Скрипт арки Геральта. почти сохранен дословно, хоть надерган из разных переводов. Здесь изложена точка зрения Геральта
    У меня от второго сезона когнитивный диссонанс. Очень нравится Кавилл в новом парике, но мудачизм, плавно перетекающий в мразотность, его персонажа простирается дальше облака Оорта. Короче. Очередная попытка натянуть белку сэшерского видинья на сковородку канона. Совы кончились.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Dandelion Inc. by

    Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)  

    10 Sep 2024

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    Geralt has worked as an investigative agent at the district attorney's office for fourteen years and has always been put on blue collar crime.
    This time, he has to infiltrate Dandelion Inc. a corporate environment that is decidedly out of his comfortzone.
    He has tried to argue with Vesemir that he's not the right man for the job, but finds himself going for an interview after his boss insists.

    From day one it's a struggle, one that the CEO of Dandelion Inc. is quite interested in.

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    When he shifts to hand the stack over to Jaskier the man is suddenly closer, gaze terrifyingly focussed on where Geralt is still kneeling on the elevator floor. He wants to get up and hand the stack of papers over, apologize again for good measure, but before he can, Jaskier’s hand lands on his shoulder.

    It is hardly more than a brush, the pressure barely there, but it’s enough to keep Geralt on his knees while he looks up at the man above him.

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    06 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 43

    Winter in Toussaint by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)  

    19 Nov 2025

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    “Your precious bard,” Yennefer said to Geralt, enunciating each word, “has been two breaths from dropping his trousers for you since the moment I met him. I always knew he’d been pining for you. I didn’t know until today that you’d been pining for him.”

    or

    Geralt kisses Jaskier on the forehead as a joke and starts a boulder rolling down a hill.

    or

    When Yennefer encourages her husband to fuck his boyfriend and then realizes he's her boyfriend too.

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    16 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 21

    the scent of grass by

    Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types

    12 Dec 2025

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    In interropunct's immortal words: "Jaskier gets bitten by a rabid animal. Then poisoned. Then injected with strange and horrifying concoctions. No one is happy about any of this."

    And then, afterwards, things start looking up.

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    16 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 59

    Selfishness and Other Maladies by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types  

    13 Nov 2025

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    Geralt’s shoulders were stiff, and his grip on Jaskier’s wrist was like a vise. Between them, the bite mark on Jaskier’s forearm still oozed blood. Just a tiny little puncture. He’d gotten worse from stepping on a sharp rock in camp just last week. The dead fox lay three paces off, its head facing away. From this angle Jaskier couldn’t see whether or not he’d imagined the foam at its mouth.

    Geralt still wouldn’t look at him.

    “Don’t say it,” Jaskier begged one last time.

    “It was rabid,” said Geralt flatly.

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    At long last, Jaskier's luck runs out, and he acquires a mortal wound. It's lucky for him, then, that Geralt is far too selfish to let him die.

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    16 Jan 2026