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Mr. Wahlberg or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Burger by newmagicwandd
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
22 Mar 2026
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“You wanted the kiss to “really get me going”?” Jay unintentionally interrupted whatever tangent Matt was on.
“I- um, well, I guess so, yeah. I mean, I don’t know why I would’ve not wanted you to like it at least a little bit, that would’ve been a bit stupid. Imagine if I had wished for you to “feel completely neutral about the kiss”. Oh man, how stupid would that’ve been?”
“That’s true, well I don’t know if I’d say it “got me going”, it lasted like two seconds and then you threw up immediately after…”
“Well, I mean we could try again? If you wanted to. Just to give it a proper go, y’know.”
How 'The Burger' could've gone if Matt and Jay hadn't been absolute pussies (or if Matt had thrown up after the kiss instead of before)