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The Golden Rule by caprifolium
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics)
08 Jul 2025
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Deadpool, like herpes and glitter, will not go away. What will Peter do?
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05 Jan 2026
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Befriending your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man 101 by wormymcwormson
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
18 Jul 2025
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The Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man gets his name for a reason. Seriously, how does he befriend so many dang people? And why can't Wade seem to seduce his favorite bug-themed hero into best-friendship even after all of his elaborate ruses?
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05 Jan 2026
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And They Were Neighbors OMG they were Neighbours! by zzeacat
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types
13 Oct 2024
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Wade moves into the apartment below the adorkable nerd named Peter Parker. What could go wrong?
“ Well, Wade welcome to the complex. It is a crap hole. But it is home. Thanks again for earlier. I am … a smidge behind on rent.”
Peter a little awkwardly moved backwards towards the stairs.
“Thanks for the welcome baby boy”
Peter halts at the bottom step.
“Baby boy still? You know my name.”“Yet it still applies. This can’t be the first time someone called you baby.”
Peter smiled a little.
“No, it is actually. I suppose you can be the first.”
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aka another Identity porn fic for these two because it is fun every time.
Featuring highlights such as the 'who did this to you' trope, bad flirting and Peter being terrible at coming up with excuses.Bookmarked by nightlizard
03 Jan 2026
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We'll Always Have Queens by polymathial
Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Marvel Comics)
11 Apr 2025
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Deadpool becomes a better person with the help of Spider-Man. Subsequently, Peter Parker becomes a worse person.
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“Fine.”
“Huh?” Wade’s phone skillfully pocketed in a second.
“I‘ll teach you.” He grits out. “How to be a good person, I mean. Even though it should be common sense…”
The mercenary doesn’t appear to even hear the rest of his words, rushing to embrace Spider-Man in a hug. He really needs to talk to MJ about his lack of spider sense recently. This cannot continue. Peter shoves Wade off of him.
“First rule, no touching without asking. It’s weird.” Peter crosses his arms.
“But friends hug each other without asking all the time!”
“We are not friends.”
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03 Jan 2026
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Antonomasiac mistakes by OriTheKraken
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
13 Jul 2025
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“I’m gonna be honest, baby boy, I hope you were planning for a better identity reveal than a silly candid camera. For example…you, me, a bottle of Chardonnay and a beach somewhere in Costa Rica, living the life, and then-“
“I thought you knew!”
Wade gapes, jaw wide open. No, wait, rewind: Peter wasn’t trying to hide his identity, he’s had no real reason to in a while. Wade was. The ability to verbalize such primal realization surprises even himself, but he allows little time to think and wallow in it and its consequences. He gulps.
“You thought I-“
“And we were doing some identity porn roleplay bit!”
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No, okay, never mind, start gaping again.
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A silly litte idea I hallucinated after waking up and then mosty forgot. Also in comic form on tumblr (links in notes)
Bookmarked by nightlizard
02 Jan 2026