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This is it. The final moment. What we’ve been building up to until now. Eight insufferable years of being roommates with this prick. Today I will kill the Chosen One.
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What can the moon do for the sun? by ninja_girlfriend
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
25 Nov 2019
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Carry On Countdown 2019. Day One: Sun/Moon.
In which Baz feels unworthy, but what else is new?
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Special Agent Baz Pitch is less than thrilled to be reassigned to the unexplained division of Watford Secret Agency. He's even less thrilled that it means being partnered with Simon Snow, the laughing stock of the agency. Even if he is a little endearing and a lot gorgeous. Snow seems convinced a werewolf is terrorizing a town in Cornwall, which is nonsense...well, until Baz sees the evidence first-hand.
An X-Files AU.
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25 Oct 2025
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What's Left by cutekilla
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
03 Jul 2022
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On Christmas Day 2015, Simon Snow didn't walk out of the White Chapel alive.
But someone else did - The Insidious Humdrum. He's not really sure what happened, but he knows that whatever it was has changed him from being the greatest threat the World of Mages has ever known to... something else.
Now the Mage is on the lam, Baz is on his aunt's sofa, and the Humdrum is trying to get by on his own in the big city.
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06 Mar 2023
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Everyone knows about the dare.
Every Monday morning, Baz Pitch - the most popular and notoriously single guy in school - has to say yes to the first person to ask him out, and date them for a week. If he says no, or breaks any of the rules of the game, he loses. As far as Watford highschool is aware, Baz Pitch is straight. But the rules never specified that only girls could play ...
Meanwhile; Dev and Niall are oblivious idiots in love, and only Baz knows. And they've both sworn him to secrecy...Series
- Part 1 of Date me, Baz Pitch!
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26 May 2022
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just friends by nevergonnacallmedarling (superbestfriendsandsoulmates)
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
21 May 2021
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Simon and Baz are just friends, really. Even though they live together, sleep on the same bed most nights, and are each other's go when in need of a fake date. Even though Baz's been in love with him since they first met back in university. Even though Simon's starting to realise there might be more between them than he originally believed. Just friends.
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24 May 2022
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Baz Pitch loves, in no particular order; David Bowie, punk music, the feel of old vinyl, the smell of coffee (but not the taste), classic books, magic, David Byrne, the fact that he was raised by his aunt Fiona, and maybe, sometimes, Simon Snow.
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- Part 1 of Rebelverse
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05 Oct 2021