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When Renly Baratheon is killed in front of you, Brienne swears her loyalty to you and your mother, promising to deliver the two of you to Robb Stark unharmed. To Brienne, you are a stuck-up, stubborn girl who's been coddled her whole life, and to you, she’s a stubborn, cold woman who would rather swear loyalty to a pig than a 22-year-old brat. But when you sneak away from camp and join Brienne on her journey to King’s Landing to deliver Jaime Lannister in exchange for your sisters, you both might just realize that what you see isn’t always what you get.
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Adventures in Teaching: A collection of oneshots sequencing your navigation of Abbott Elementary through yearning, sports rivalries, and motherhood
Oneshots are posted out of order, but listed in chronological order
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Avenger!Agatha Oneshots by no_phrogs_in_hats
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Agatha All Along (TV)
14 Mar 2026
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A collection of oneshots of Agatha as an Avenger and your life before you finally convinced her to join the team
Oneshots are posted out of order, but listed in chronological order
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After you're hit by a drunk driver on your way home, you wake up in the hospital. You're surrounded by doctors, nurses, and...someone named Agatha who says she's your wife.
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As a New York politician's daughter, you're accustomed to a way of life that many people aren't privy to. But after your mother dies and your father sells everything, the only life you see ahead is on a dusty, deserted trail out west--until you meet Agatha.
This is also posted to my tumblr @no-phrogs-in-hats
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The court had always been a cage gilded in silver and lined with whispers. For you, a royal daughter of the realm, duty was a crown you could not take off—no matter how heavy it pressed upon your temples. But your cage had one guard who made its bars easier to bear.
Brienne of Tarth. Tall as a tower, armored as though she carried the Seven within her steel, sworn to you alone. The Kingsguard might have been the pride of the realm, but Brienne was your shield. She kept the shadows at bay, the whispers hushed when she passed, and you found yourself watching her more often than you dared admit.Bookmarked by no_phrogs_in_hats
26 Apr 2026
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Hey why is this so well written??? ONLY 16 chapters?? I need them to run away together NOW. Shouldn’t have read this on my period I’m crying now.
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No Chance by dialthethrone
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
31 Jan 2026
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Your heat couldn’t have come at a worse time.
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20 Apr 2026
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After reluctantly signing up for an English course at university, you find the professor might just make it more worthwhile than classic literature could have predicted.
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04 Apr 2026
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After seeing Emma wearing a very familiar shirt you go and confront the mayor about it. But things take a turn when you realise you may have misjudged the situation entirely.
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04 Feb 2026
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The Hunger Games trilogy from Peeta's POV by peetapov
Fandom Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins
18 Mar 2016
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