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A New Vision by no_place_like_it
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
23 Nov 2019
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My friend made a categorically wrong statement, that Vision doesn't have a dick. In arguing my point we came to the realization that he has control over the size and shape of his junk, and that sounded like a fun prompt for a Thursday night.
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Matthew McConaughey and the Bethasaurus Rex by no_place_like_it, summersrage
Fandoms: The Walking Dead (TV), The Walking Dead & Related Fandoms
20 Aug 2018
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My friend and I got drunk, watched a Lincoln commercia,l and started spit balling. What if Matthew McConaughey ran into our favorite star-crossed lovers? Daryl needs a lift, and Cyrus the bull gave some bad directions.
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Daryl and Carol have a discussion.
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Damned Dog by no_place_like_it
Fandoms: The Walking Dead (TV), The Walking Dead - All Media Types
07 Nov 2014
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Beth wants a dog. Daryl doesn't.
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Hermione Granger is not supposed to be sharing a bed with Draco Malfoy, and Draco Malfoy is certainly not supposed to be cutting doors into Hogwarts walls. The truth of the matter is, that in eighth year: insomnia rules. They only need each other to get to sleep but when one sleepless night becomes an arrangement neither of them can explain, how long can it possibly last?
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18 Apr 2026
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Adventures in Time Traveler Babysitting by MaybeTomorrowSatan
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jan 2026
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Draco Malfoy just wanted to finish his 8th year in peace but Granger is up to something again and now he’s stuck holding a young child's sticky hand instead of finishing his charms essay. The little girl is cute, he could admit that, with curly brown hair and a suspicious resemblance to a certain witch he knows, she’s oddly adorable even if her babbling about the future doesn't make any sense.
Who exactly is this girl? How does she recognize Pansy and Theo? But far more importantly to Draco, why does she keep calling him, ‘Scorp’?
Fucking, Granger…
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Bookmarked by no_place_like_it
13 Apr 2026
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Public Bookmark 1474
Mystery Work
Part of Unrevealed
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
Bookmarked by no_place_like_it
04 Mar 2026
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across the wires by subcorax
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Dec 2025
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Ilya looks over from the sofa as Jackie heads into the living room, perking up in interest. “You are calling Pike? Was good play today. You remembered how to score! Well done.”
Hayden groans. "Rozanov? Dude, what are you doing in my fucking house?
"It is girls' night," Ilya informs him primly. "I am one of girls."
Or: Game day at the Pike house.
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- Part 2 of You Have (81) Unread Messages
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11 Jan 2026
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please leave a message by subcorax
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Dec 2025
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Sarah
Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.Jackie
Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.Jackie has added Lily to the conversation
Lily
what
what is thisOr: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.
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- Part 1 of You Have (81) Unread Messages
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01 Jan 2026