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Pretend For Me by LollipopCop
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Dec 2020
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Crowley was still as stone beside him. His ears were cherry-red. “So...if we pretend we’re in a relationship, we’ll be safe.”
“I believe so.”
“And that would, that would involve, what?” he spoke hesitantly, softly. “Holding your hand, telling you that you mean a lot to me, kissing you for them to see?”
Two great hands were constricting Aziraphale’s lungs. He fought back an undignified wheeze. “Yes, I think so.”
“I can do that,” he croaked.
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In a panic, Aziraphale tells the archangels he survived hellfire due to his soul mixing with Crowley's because they're in a romantic and sexual relationship. They want him to prove it. Cue a fake relationship.Series
- Part 1 of Pretend For Me
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Love Thy Neighbor by snae_b
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Jan 2021
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Aziraphale Fell lives a quiet life writing a successful baking blog. At least until an irritating new neighbor moves in downstairs and throws his life into chaos. Oh no, where could this possibly be going?
Aziraphale was staring. No, not staring. He was beyond staring. He was ogling. Gawking. Gaping. Leering. His jaw had quite literally dropped. This was not what he pictured when he imagined what was obviously a sloppy noise demon living downstairs.
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- Part 1 of Love Thy Neighbor