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    Zelda doesn't like a lot of things. She doesn't like her father’s rules. She doesn't like getting waterlogged in holy springs. She most definitely doesn't like her newly appointed knight. And she doesn't like to lose. So when she learns about Cucco, a game soldiers like to play in the barracks to get under each other's skin, a game in which Link is undefeated, she’s determined to come out victorious. Trouble is, Link doesn't like to lose either. What could go wrong?

    (What could go right?)

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    23 Sep 2026

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    Anya Forger has lived five lives. In every single one, Damian Desmond becomes Prime Minister, delivers a stirring yet ill-advised speech, and declares a war nobody asked for.

    This life, Anya opts out. She ignores politics, eats pastries, and lets history ruin itself without her involvement. That ends when she saves Damian’s life, and he responds like any sensible future warlord would: by proposing immediately. Now she’s engaged to the man who’ll destroy the world, and worse, her plan to do nothing with her life has gone off the rails.

    It’s all going surprisingly well, aside from the constant sense she’s being outmanoeuvred in a game nobody wants to admit they’re playing.

    Si vis pacem, para bellum.

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    14 Sep 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    Rick Sanchez only ever calls her when he's wrecked; high, drunk, three drinks past articulate, like a needy, messy ex, except they were never lovers. Just old friends who drifted far enough apart to feel safe.

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    20 Aug 2026

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    “Wh-where are we going?” Morty managed, gritting his teeth.

    Evil Morty’s face was serious and his voice was weirdly hollow. “Away,” was all he said.

    “But I mean, are you like, kidnapping me? A-as revenge for Rick blowing up your base and sending you to jail?”

    Evil Morty didn’t answer, just pushed more buttons on the console and then did something to the controls that made a bunch of golden portals appear in front of them.

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    19 Aug 2026

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    Being one of the multiverse's hottest commodities is not for the faint of heart. (Ver. 2.0)

    Ricks across the multiverse use you for companionship. This is the price you pay for existing; a price that your Rick has graciously (or not?) spared you from. But the Citadel doesn't like rogues very much, and you worry that sparing you from your fate will prove to be more trouble than it's worth. Taken in by Rick for your 'own protection,' you become dependent on an insanely volatile man, and unknowingly, he becomes dependent on you. You'd do anything to stay in his good graces. He'd do anything to stay in yours.

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    15 Aug 2026