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  1. Public Bookmark 69

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    Lambert is really bad at managing his life. He's got a shitty studio apartment, a job that might get him stabbed, and no car.

    He meets Aiden after a contract goes wrong. This does not make things easier. Not by a long shot.

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    22 Jun 2020

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    Geralt has gotten used to missing Jaskier, and wondering what became of him after he sent him away after the dragon hunt. Really he has. And there is no point thinking about it anyway, because although witchers don’t age, humans certainly do, and after more than seven hundred years, Jaskier is long dead. Which is why it takes him so off guard to find him in the dorm room of a particularly incompetent mage.

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    19 Jun 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 59

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    “The first living creature you meet at the gates of your lovely mansion will be cursed for eternity.”

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    Count de Lettenhove met a witch. That was how Jaskier’s story started—the Count being his father, of course. The Count was in the forest, near a swamp, holding a bow and arrow, when he stumbled across the witch. She was ugly, face twisted, as she popped out of thin air.

    “You.”

    What was supposed to be an average hunt—just for fun, as the Count hardly needed to hunt for survival—would soon be remembered as the beginning of a nightmare.

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    18 Jun 2020

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    It’s during an upbeat evening on his second night with a rowdy crowd that the unexpected happens. The door to the tavern bangs open, hitting the wall with a crack, and in staggers a sopping wet figure with two sword hilts poking over his shoulder and the head of a royal wyvern clutched in his fist.

    “Killed your dragon,” the figure rasps, and if his silhouette in the doorway wasn’t enough to give him away, Jaskier would recognize that rough voice anywhere.

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    Five times Jaskier observed a certain Witcher's senses in action, and one time his own were indulged.

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    13 Jun 2020

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    Jaskier is devastated that no one bought him a carnation at the school's fundraiser. He makes his displeasure known, loud and clear --including, on accident, in front of resident bad boy Geralt DeRivia, oops-- and all of a sudden brightly colored flowers start popping up everywhere he goes. Who...? Hmmm...

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    09 Jun 2020