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  1. Rec *

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    The start of Jaskier's winter position at court is celebrated with a grand ball dedicated the artists brought in for the winter. But not all goes as planned when another guest recognizes him. Backed against the wall and faced with the threat of marriage, he spits out the first lie to comes to his mind and claims he is already married - to Geralt, of all people. To his immense surprise, Geralt goes along with it. In doing so, he commits to spending the winter by Jaskier's side and playing the doting husband. It's fortunate he does, because court seems more dangerous than Jaskier remembered. Monsters lurk in the corners and danger lurks behind every door. Without Geralt there, he might have been frightened. With Geralt, he's more concerned by his own growing feelings for the witcher. Can he get through the winter without Geralt catching on?

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    03 Oct 2023

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    eating this hand to mouth.

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    Your local bookshop is well-loved by many, for its the home of stories wild and small. You’ll find it all; love and death, comedy and mystery, heart-breaking tragedy and lustful erotica.

    A certain brown-eyed android tries some exploring in the hot and heavy shelves of literature. You’re an expert, reading is more than a hobby to you, so your recommendations are a goldmine to him. Connor is curious, but how long will that curiosity serve as a loose excuse for the way he looks at you and you look at him?

    How long until you step up from heated glances and use your words instead?

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    11 Jun 2023

  3. Public Bookmark 57

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    Just rivals with benefits. No feelings at all. Right? Riiiiiight…
    Mostly Phoenix’s POV on a few times Edgeworth has surprised him, and vice versa. There may also be some Melodramatic Miles (TM) sprinkled here and there.
    Contains bossy bottom Edgeworth, service top Phoenix, horny 24-year-olds, shouting matches, and possibly one or two unnecessary feelings.
    AA1 timeline, before Turnabout Goodbyes. And it lets them have other cases that aren't murder cases, so I can write funny situations that aren't already in the game, because I have to have some fun.

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    27 May 2023

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    Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.

    Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.

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    11 Apr 2023

  5. Rec 85

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    An arrogant, world-renown Quidditch star for the National American team suffers a nasty fall during one of the biggest events in Quidditch history. No longer being able to play in the big leagues, you are offered a teaching position at Hogwarts, curtsey of Headmaster Dumbledore, in light of Madam Hooch's temporary leave of absence.

    Snape hates you.

    Lupin is slowly starting to become your best friend.

    Children are an absolute pain in the ass.

    And why is some dumb black dog following you around constantly?

    Being a professor did not seem like it would be that far off from a cakewalk. You were sorely mistaken.

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    You stabbed your fork into your now cold food, late once again for breakfast because of that damned dog. You huffed.

    "Great, my eggs are all dried up."

    "The gene pool is saved for another generation. 𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨."

    You scowled at the Potion's Master.

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    30 Dec 2022