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    “Between the two of us, I think you have more homicidal tendencies,” Neil whispered.

    “You've got the hair and eyes. Wouldn’t even have to wear that awful wig.” Andrew conveniently glossed over the cartoonish fake scars on the model’s face. After a long moment, he turned to face Neil properly. “I can be Tiffany,” Andrew suggested, tone too measured for it to be a throwaway.

    Neil had no idea who that was. The main protagonist maybe, who saved the world from the doll's crimes? But Neil couldn’t remember there being any Tiffanys in the movie they watched. He wracked his brain for what else Andrew could be referencing. “Like Tiffany’s Breakfast?” Neil tried, unsure.

    “Tiffany Valentine,” Andrew explained, not quite meeting his eyes, and then, “Chucky's bride.”

    Oh.

    Neil and Andrew dress up as Chucky and Tiffany for Halloween and have some realisations.

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    19 Dec 2025

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    Horny obsessive andreil ft the monsters being a hilarious family

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    It’s winter in Hawkins, and Mike and Will aren’t speaking anymore. Living in Mike’s house, Will tries to be invisible, spending most of his time in the basement.

    Then the power goes out — and if there’s one thing he dreads more than facing Mike, it’s the cold.

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    Seven nights in which Mike and Will have to sleep in the same bed, even though they’re barely friends anymore.

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    07 Dec 2025

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    THE byler fic I’m not even into them like that but HOLY SHIT

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    5 Facts About Rising Star Neil Josten, Lead in Newest Reynolds Film

    1. Neil starred in his first commercial when he was just six years old–remember a kid with bright blue eyes and a milkstache? Yeah, that was him.

    2. He graduated early with honours and received scholarships for 4 of the top schools in the country before ultimately deciding on Columbia University. Intelligence is so hot.

    3. Neil is to be up for his first Academy Award just three years into his career as a full-time actor. Talent or prodigy? Either way, we will be sat!

    4. He’s a polyglot! Neil says his family has ties all over the world, which means he learned multiple languages at a young age. He’s fluent in English, Dakhóta, French, German and is currently teaching himself Spanish. Siri, how do you say “he’s too good to be true” in French?

    5. Rumour has it he and infamous actor Andrew Minyard do not get on, yet staff on-set have said the two can’t help but pick on each other. Frenemies? Bromance? We’re dying to know.

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    19 Sep 2025

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    andreil actors au I’m in heaven

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    “Nicky, what the fuck! Why are you drenched? Did you seriously walk here?!” Aaron shouted from next to Nicky, still holding the door open and letting the rain in like a dumbass.

    “Surprise!” Nicky exclaimed with a deranged hitch in his voice as he dropped the ruined jacket onto the floor and lifted something small and wet above him.

    The thing yowled pitifully at them.

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    In which Nicky finds a stray, feral kitten and brings it home, while Neil finds a family and a reason to stay.

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    10 Sep 2025

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    So cute omg and they were still very in character which almost never happens with these kinds of fics. I loved this sm <3 they are so protective and considerate of each other I’m gonna cry

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    Aaron pissed somebody off, which isn't a surprise, but what happens to Andrew in retaliation definitely is.
    (Just another beloved-character-gets-magically-turned-into-a-child fic.)

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    24 Jul 2025

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    BABY ANDREW IM CRYING