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  1. Public Bookmark 30

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    A thoroughly dead dove story about Lan Xichen and Lan Wangji solving their problems with their soulmates by strangling said soulmates repeatedly until the hypoxia reduces them to dumb dolls and then using them as sex toys.

    This story has no redeeming value. Proceed at your own risk.

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    03 Jun 2025

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    There is a beautiful huli jing locked away in Gentian House.

    Baby dragon Lan Zhan thinks he can save him.
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    Like a ray of golden sunlight, the huli jing pierces through the cold, endless winter of his world.

    “Can I come back?” the baby dragon asks, once he discovers him. “And… share meals with you? Would you… read to me?”

    Wei Ying’s fingers grip the windowsill he is trapped behind, his smile tight. “I’m not going anywhere, A-Zhan.”

    I can’t.

    “I’ll be right here.”

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    28 Feb 2025

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    WWX and LWJ, lifelong acquaintances, agree to an arranged marriage. It is a disaster. They hardly talk. The sex is terrible. WWX is disillusioned and miserable. Then he catches LWJ in a lie, and everything starts coming undone. -summary by reader yesmissjane.

    Longstanding Romantic Delusions; Recently Cured by Marriage.
    Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian are the married parties in this case.

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    26 Feb 2025

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    Wei Ying loves hookups. He especially loves hooking up with gorgeous people who are a little mean. But there’s a difference between a little mean and whatever Lan Zhan has going on. Which is why Wei Ying has the most confused boner of his life.

    But it’s not like he’s afraid of Lan Zhan. He should just text the hot guy who’s obviously hot for him, let the hot guy fuck his brains out, and then forget about the hot guy completely. That’s what hot people are for.


    It's so rude when the creep at the coffee shop turns out to be really good at sex and then also wants to date you. Who expected that? Not Wei Ying, that's for sure!

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    05 Dec 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 56

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    The moth flashed by him in a swirl of white and pink, giggling as it—

    Wait. Giggling? That couldn't be right. Lan Wangji turned and looked at the moth circling the room, moving much faster than he had ever seen a moth move. There was no way he would catch it when it was constantly moving, so Lan Wangji turned back to the computer, thinking, "It will have to stop sometime."

    It did not, in fact, ”have to stop sometime,” and by the time Lan Wangji was ready to leave the room and get dinner, the moth was still zooming around. Currently, the thing was...

    Lan Wangji didn't want to call it skydiving, but that was basically what it was doing, flying high above Lan Wangji's office chair before pulling its wings in close and letting itself plummet, bouncing on the seat and giggling—Lan Wangji was now positive that sound was giggling—before shooting back up and doing it all over again.


    In which, Lan Wangji's house is invaded by a moth.

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    23 Nov 2024