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    William’s new roommate at university is...interesting. He’s studying abroad from China, is very loud and friendly, and is constantly talking about someone named “Long John.” Okay, well, that’s probably not his name. But at this point, he’s too embarrassed to ask.

    (Or, in any universe, someone will be sick of Wi-Fi's shit and tell him to get together with Lan Zhan already)

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    30 Jan 2026

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    An ill-fated parent teacher conference reunites Jin Ling's wayward uncle with Sizhui's father. AKA: A matchmaking disaster as told by Jin Ling, Sizhui, and Jingyi.

     

    Jin Ling knows he’s in deep trouble even before reporting to Headmaster Lan’s office, but the words “your uncle will be here soon” still strike the fear of God in him. His only consolation is that Jingyi and Sizhui’s guardians are also in the office, Jingyi’s mom already lecturing her sheepish-looking son. Lan-ayi only stops when Sizhui’s father, a quiet and tall man in white, clears his throat, causing her to engage him in one-sided smalltalk.

     

    This is a disaster. Jin Ling had spent such a nice break at home for Mid-Autumn Festival, and Fairy’s presence had soothed his homesickness after returning to boarding school in Gusu. He knows pets aren’t allowed, but who is going to report Jin Ling when his father pays good money for a private suite in the dorms? Then there was the incident with Jingyi, a box of mooncakes, and a door left ajar. Long story short, he spent an hour chasing Fairy down the halls with Sizhui and Jingyi before finding his dog nosing up to a very angry Headmaster Lan.

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    30 Jan 2026

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    so freaking cute and they all lived happily ever after

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    Jiang Cheng thinks that Wei Wuxian would be a much better ghost hunter if he'd stop flirting with the cameraman for more than five minutes.

    (The cameraman who may or may not be a demon.)

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    30 Jan 2026

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    funniest wangxian buzzfeed unsolved crossover fic ever

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    Wei Wuxian squints against the fluorescent lights. When his vision clears, so does the face above him, and he blinks, because... okay, wow.

    "Wei Ying?"

    "Yes, Doctor, my name is Wei Ying. And your number is?"

    Jiang Cheng's voice comes from somewhere in the room. "Oh my fucking God."

    Or that ridiculous AU where a ridiculous man hits on his ridiculously hot doctor/husband.

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    30 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Cute

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    28 Dec 2025