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whither thou goest by desmodus
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
12 Oct 2025
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Whatever secret-keeping is afoot will be unraveled. Felix will reveal to Sylvain that he followed Sylvain across the continent to a market in Derdriu without his knowledge. In turn, Sylvain will kindly reveal why he’s here in the first place, maybe without fucking lying this time.
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After three decades of marriage, Felix’s tips for a happy relationship are, as ever, to have fun and be yourself.
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01 Nov 2025
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The Arrow and the Shield by LuckyDiceKirby
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
20 Jan 2020
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Fleche escapes, Felix follows, and Sylvain goes where Felix does.
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11 Jul 2025
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i eat, you eat by wrmhles
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
28 Dec 2023
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“If I knew all it took to get you mindless and agreeing was to put you on your back, I would’ve done it ages ago.” Felix presses his weight into how he leers over Sylvain now, forcing him to feel it as he steps heavily into his gut, sending nothing but searing heat flooding through him where pain should be. Sylvain hears himself groan.
“Please,” he says, not sure what he’s even asking for. “Baby, please.”
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or: Sylvain has a request. Felix makes an inch into a mile the way only he can.
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07 Jun 2025
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“You’re going to stop this, Luthor.”
“Oh, am I? Because I’ve spent a great deal of time, money, and political clout to ensure that it does happen, so I am curious to hear how exactly you intend to stop me."
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- Part 1 of mutually beneficial arrangements
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23 Aug 2025
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to say it plain by desmodus
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
03 Aug 2022
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“What is it that you require?” Dimitri says, his hips driving steady but passionless, like he were working a butter churn. “I will gladly lend any aid I can.”
“What the fuck,” Felix breathes out, wiping at his own forehead. “I am not petitioning his majesty for additional grain. Where do you think you are right now?”
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Felix has a dream that he demands Dimitri answer for.
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17 Aug 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
possibly the funniest dimilix fic I’ve read yet