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When a minor villain’s power goes catastrophically wrong, Waterboy is reduced to a very small, very wet baby. Somehow, the responsibility of taking care of him falls into Robert.
Along the way, Robert begins to uncover pieces of Herman’s life he's never known before. (And maybe fall in love at the end?)
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04 Jan 2026
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Like A River Flows, All The Way To The Sea by Isheemallows
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
29 Nov 2025
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People keep thinking they're dating, they are(n't).
Basically, the more people suggest they're boyfriends the more they subconsciously act as such.
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01 Dec 2025
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Ralsei and Susie finally have a moment to themselves as Kris goes back to the Light World for a moment. Susie talks about taking their relationship to the next level. Ralsei so badly wants to say yes... but he's scared. Does she not realize yet that he can't make her happy in a way that matters? And yet, what he feels for her.
It's is all too real.
(Ralsusievember Day 5 Prompt: First Kiss)
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09 Nov 2025
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Susie blinks expectantly at them, waiting for them to show the ‘evidence’ that they aren’t, in fact, cold. She’s expecting a smile, or something. Perhaps a wide, toothy grin. Actually, the more she thinks about that, the scarier it sounds. Kris doesn’t do that kind of stuff. Not unless they wanna be creepy about it, that is.
But, instead, they drag their weight ever so slightly closer – inching towards her in ridiculously small increments. And, when near enough, instead of showcasing a cheeky grin, or even the slightest smile, they instead wrap their jaw around Susie’s cheek.
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..What?
five times kris bites susie & one time susie bites kris
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23 Sep 2025
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Susie was, admittedly, not the brightest bulb in the shed, but even she could notice it. The tension brewing in the air whenever they all hung out, electric, stifling, threatening to overflow. Ever-present in everything, from barbed quips to stolen, terse glances when they thought she wasn't looking. That playful banter, those private conversations. Kris and Noelle had been doing this constantly, trying to be secretive and failing miserably. It was clear to anyone who took a closer look than usual what was going on.
Kris and Noelle were in love.
In which Susie is a Kriselle shipper, completely oblivious to the fact that it's her both of the people she's shipping are after.
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25 Aug 2025