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    "When he kisses Nureyev, he tastes like blood and alcohol.
    On second thought, that’s probably Juno’s fault. As Nureyev pulls away, his eyes are half-shut and his lipstick smudged. “You’re a natural, Juno,” he murmurs, like they haven’t played this record before. Like they’ve only ever kissed the once, and Juno can’t stand to remember how it felt to be alone in his apartment after that kiss so he pulls Nureyev down into another embrace.
    After all, if the two of them going to convince this tracker that they’re in love, they’re going to need to practice."

    The post-The Final Resting Place Jupeter fake dating au you all knew you needed. Ft. kissing, embarrassing amounts of feelings, and our heroes pretending that they don't have all those embarrassing feelings.

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    26 Apr 2017

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    "Cecil would never have pressured Carlos about the physical side of their relationship.

    He had cherished that first, chaste kiss, replaying it in his mind over and over again to guard against the natural memory erosion brought on by municipally mandated reeducation. If Carlos had never wished to go any further, Cecil could have spent a happy lifetime within the confines of such kisses. He would have been content to concentrate the vast, unspeakable fathoms of his love and desire into the precise pinpoint of lip touching lip. He would have allowed the brush of fingertips against the nape of a neck to sing whole operettas of devotion.

    It is apparent, however, that such restraint will not be required of him. It would be disingenuous to say that he is disappointed by this turn of events."

    Cecil is extremely body-shy. Carlos is gentle, kind, and surprisingly dirty-minded.

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    09 Nov 2015

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    Childhood tragedy breaks Bertlholdt and Reiner after the accidental killing of their best friend. But they can heal, they can grow, and leaving their haunted past behind to go to college together seems like the perfect plan, right? It appears to be so, until Bertholdt realizes that he and Reiner might be harder to fix than he thought and a "fresh start" was only the beginning to a whole new nightmare.

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    20 Dec 2014

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    "The colloquial name is bloodstone," says the man from StrexCorp's Acquisitions division. "Heard of them?"

    Carlos shakes his head. "No, but I'm not a minerologist. Are you certain this wasn't intended for the geology department?"

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    Carlos is a loyal company employee, who has never been to any place called Night Vale and never met anyone named Cecil…which doesn’t explain the mysterious woman appearing in his lab, or these dreams he’s started having…

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    18 Dec 2014

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    Don't drink Hange's sex-water, Erwin, or your fantasies might come true.

    Sex-pollen fic, old-school style with plenty of dorkiness, Levi/Erwin in that order.

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    01 Dec 2014