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Joe comes home and gets kissed stupid.
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There's a score that probably only Booker keeps track of. Andy is currently winning with 44, Nicky is right behind her at 40, Joe's at 29, and Booker's at 3. If his kidnappers think that he went a little too easily with them, well, that's between them and him.
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Joe and Nicky hit the tables after the award ceremony.
Inspired by @cantteachanoldguardnewquotes post
Can be read alone, just know they're in Vegas.
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- Part 2 of Decennial Awards
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The world's most infamous immortals gather for their favorite night of the decade--the Decennial Awards. There will be intrigue, there will be drama, there will be alcohol and there will be an awful amount of peanuts.
Based off @silly-old-guard-aus post
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- Part 1 of Decennial Awards
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Be careful, little girl.
Don’t go causing troubles in Beacon Hills, little girl, because the Hales live there.
Keep away from Beacon Hills, little girl, or the Hales will destroy you.
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In a world where the Hales are alive and the protectors of the town of Beacon Hills, the humans politely fake ignorance of their not-really-human status, and they all live happily ever after.Then Kate comes in.
Well.
Tries to.
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18 Jun 2025
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It’s just one of those stories you think about and hunt for hours for
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Laura was four when her parents brought home a baby. [...]
The next day, she grabbed a basket and put her brother in it.
The four month old baby blinked sleepily at her, and she grinned, “Hey, brother. This is for my own good,” she’d heard something like that yesterday at the movies, and it sounded cool.
She carried the basket into the Preserve, taking care not to wake her sleeping parents, and walked for a while before setting it gently on the ground.
“Animals of the forests!” she cried, “This is my offering to you! Take this baby in exchange for my family’s safety!” // Laura has tried to abandon her siblings 13 times (each), has convinced Scott that life isn't real in 8 occasions, and she's made her parents wish they'd stayed childless about 1000 times, but not really. A story in which little Laura grows up, and learns.