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    Waking up twenty years younger isn’t all it’s chalked up to be.

    (AKA, my take on the deaged-batfam trope. Featuring magic lemonade, Alfred’s full head of hair, bootylicious eighteen year-old Clark, and adorable bat-toddlers)

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    When Superman is caught leaving Clark Kent’s apartment in the early hours of the morning, there is only one way for Clark to protect his secret identity—he has to pretend to be dating himself. Clark can cope with the ensuing stares, comments, and increased attention that follows but when Batman starts to take an interest in Clark Kent, he starts to think that maybe, he should have just revealed his identity.

    Written for Superbat Week 2024 Day 1 - Identity Reveal

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    19 Dec 2025

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    “Superman,” Bruce croaks. He thinks he croaks. The pain has not eased, but his body is used to pain, and while this particular agony is not something he has ever experienced he has spent nearly three decades training his body to adapt. There is enough room now, under the pain, for the fear. “Cameras on Superman.”

    Two scenes of Bruce's POV for "from the inside of the wound."

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    16 Dec 2025

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    There is a newcomer to Bruce's church. Worship can take unusual forms.

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    15 Dec 2025

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    When has what happened in Vegas ever stayed in Vegas?

    Most married couples will say they married because they loved each other, they’ll say they stayed together with hard work, determination, and love.

    Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent are not like most married couples.

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    “I didn’t even say something stupid.”

    “Your face is stupid,” Bruce retorted immediately.

    Clark frowned. “That’s no way to talk to your husband.”

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    14 Dec 2025