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    14 Jun 2026

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    Holy fucking good fic

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    This is what comes after blood and death and tragedy; the warmth of sunlight in the shape of a boy with ocean eyes, dandelion hair and a beast burning golden in his chest.

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    Naruto thinks they’re dating.
    Sasuke thinks Naruto’s just really clingy.

    One of them is wrong. (It’s Sasuke. Eventually.)

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    30 May 2026

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    “I think I might have… fornicated… with Kenma last night.”
    “Bro, you’re gonna have to speak up. I can’t hear you!”
    “I said… I think I had sex with Kenma.”
    “Hm? What about Kenma?”
    “I THINK I PUT MY PENIS IN HIM.”

    Boom. Awkward silence.

    Kuroo wishes for the sweet embrace of death.

    “What do you mean exactly by… you think you put your penis in him? I don’t think you can think you put your penis in anything. That’s a conscious decision one makes. It’s either you put your penis in him or you didn’t. Which was it?”

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    21 May 2026

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    Hana seeks advice from Yuuji on how to properly ask Megumi out. The problem? His advice gets a little too specific.

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    11 May 2026

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    The universe fucking hated him.

    That was the only possible answer. Megumi wasn’t much of a theist, but this week had proven that there was a god and that god hated him specifically.

    The new hospital manager accidentally scheduling him for thirty two hours on call, Gojo ordering the ER leopard printed scrubs (not the whole hospital — just the ER), and not one but four patients who thought the supply closet was a bathroom hadn’t even been what did him in. No, those were all idiots he could handle.

    The idiots he couldn’t handle were the ones he was forced to share the road with.


    or, three times megumi failed his drivers retest and one time he passed

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    07 May 2026