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Some Kind Of Folliful by danfanciesphil (thejigsawtimess)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
28 Nov 2018
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Dan has one friend, and only because he was forced into it. Phil is loud, excitable, and irritatingly happy all of the time. Phil seems to find Dan's perpetual attitude funny, and despite Dan's best efforts to shun him and everyone else, wants to be around him all the time. That is, until Phil starts talking about Amanda Jones.
St Anthony's Secondary is a school divided by class. Their town is split down the middle, quite literally, by a railroad that separates the affluent families from the destitute. Dan is on the very outskirts of the poor side. He has one friend, and no desire to make any more, nor to buy into the sickening popularity and wealth contest of his peers. He thought Phil felt the same. And then, out of the blue, Phil develops a worrying obsession with a girl from the other side. She embodies everything Dan hates; he tries to explain this to Phil, to no avail. As his obsession with Amanda grows, as does Dan's loathing for her. Still, it shouldn't bug Dan this much to see his friend pine some braindead bimbo relying on her boyfriend's wallet. So why does it?
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01 Dec 2018
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but you'll never break by dantiloquent
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
12 Jul 2016
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"Dan knows what he’s doing all too well. In two minutes, Phil’s eyes are startled and intrigued, two bottle caps in the dark with their edges glowing, the gaze of a doe who is enticed by her own death; Dan has him flustered and jealous in five, has the guarantee of a set of emails that are definitely fishy, I tell you in seven; thirty minutes pass and he has Phil taking him home to his flat."
(htgawm au where dan is a (probably demiro) law student with maybe some commitment issues, and phil is a flustered computer nerd who helps said law student break said law)
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16 Nov 2018
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They have rules.
1. They don't kiss
2. They don't talk about it
3. They aren't exclusive
4. They don't get attached
5. It's over when the tour isAs long as they abide by the rules, no one gets hurt. Simple, right?
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15 Nov 2018
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Emergency Substitute by parentaladvisorybullshitcontent
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
11 May 2016
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“You could always charm Phil for us,” Jack suggests. “Throw him off his game.”
“Right, yeah,” Dan says sarcastically. “Midway through the match I’ll just Summon his broom to me and he'll fall off and then Gryffindor’ll automatically win.”
“I didn’t mean that kind of charm,” Jack says, under his breath.
In which Dan is roped into playing Quidditch when all he really wants is a quiet life. And for Phil to never leave Hogwarts.
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15 Nov 2018
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syzygy by dantiloquent
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF), Video Blogging RPF
23 Nov 2016
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YOUNG MAN KILLED IN OWN HOME.
Toby Stanford, 25, was found dead in his home this morning. Police have confirmed the case as a homicide. A cause of death has not been disclosed.The prime suspect is a young adult male, Caucasian, seen exiting the premises in the early hours of this morning. The Metropolitan Police urge members of the public with any information concerning this case to come forward.
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Phil Lester, an amateur photographer trapped in a monotonous life, is the last person to see Toby Stanford's killer before they disappear into London's crowds. He decides to keep that a secret - alongside the photos of them he has stashed away in his backpack. In a matter of hours, he is flung into a new life: one of clues and murders and lies. In a world swarming with surveillance, it's a battle against time and the police. But Phil will find this killer, and he'll get his story - or will he? Sometimes, not even a camera can capture exactly what is living beneath the surface.
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13 Nov 2018