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  1. Public Bookmark 87

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    Dan has one friend, and only because he was forced into it. Phil is loud, excitable, and irritatingly happy all of the time. Phil seems to find Dan's perpetual attitude funny, and despite Dan's best efforts to shun him and everyone else, wants to be around him all the time. That is, until Phil starts talking about Amanda Jones.

    St Anthony's Secondary is a school divided by class. Their town is split down the middle, quite literally, by a railroad that separates the affluent families from the destitute. Dan is on the very outskirts of the poor side. He has one friend, and no desire to make any more, nor to buy into the sickening popularity and wealth contest of his peers. He thought Phil felt the same. And then, out of the blue, Phil develops a worrying obsession with a girl from the other side. She embodies everything Dan hates; he tries to explain this to Phil, to no avail. As his obsession with Amanda grows, as does Dan's loathing for her. Still, it shouldn't bug Dan this much to see his friend pine some braindead bimbo relying on her boyfriend's wallet. So why does it?

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    01 Dec 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 24

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    "Dan knows what he’s doing all too well. In two minutes, Phil’s eyes are startled and intrigued, two bottle caps in the dark with their edges glowing, the gaze of a doe who is enticed by her own death; Dan has him flustered and jealous in five, has the guarantee of a set of emails that are definitely fishy, I tell you in seven; thirty minutes pass and he has Phil taking him home to his flat."

    (htgawm au where dan is a (probably demiro) law student with maybe some commitment issues, and phil is a flustered computer nerd who helps said law student break said law)

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    16 Nov 2018

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    They have rules.

    1. They don't kiss
    2. They don't talk about it
    3. They aren't exclusive
    4. They don't get attached
    5. It's over when the tour is

    As long as they abide by the rules, no one gets hurt. Simple, right?

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    15 Nov 2018

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    “You could always charm Phil for us,” Jack suggests. “Throw him off his game.”

    “Right, yeah,” Dan says sarcastically. “Midway through the match I’ll just Summon his broom to me and he'll fall off and then Gryffindor’ll automatically win.”

    “I didn’t mean that kind of charm,” Jack says, under his breath.

    In which Dan is roped into playing Quidditch when all he really wants is a quiet life. And for Phil to never leave Hogwarts.

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    15 Nov 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 33

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    YOUNG MAN KILLED IN OWN HOME.
    Toby Stanford, 25, was found dead in his home this morning. Police have confirmed the case as a homicide. A cause of death has not been disclosed.

    The prime suspect is a young adult male, Caucasian, seen exiting the premises in the early hours of this morning. The Metropolitan Police urge members of the public with any information concerning this case to come forward.

     

    [click here to read more]

     

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    Phil Lester, an amateur photographer trapped in a monotonous life, is the last person to see Toby Stanford's killer before they disappear into London's crowds. He decides to keep that a secret - alongside the photos of them he has stashed away in his backpack. In a matter of hours, he is flung into a new life: one of clues and murders and lies. In a world swarming with surveillance, it's a battle against time and the police. But Phil will find this killer, and he'll get his story - or will he? Sometimes, not even a camera can capture exactly what is living beneath the surface.

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    13 Nov 2018

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    “If you think about it, aliens probably believe in us, too. We’ve got our own intergalactic cheerleaders.”

    When Dan and Phil keep bumping into each other, they eventually give in to chance and start talking. Soon enough, Dan makes a home at the library Phil works at, and they talk about nothing and everything so often that there is no going back. The two survive the future just fine, until they learn the flaws of leaning the weight of your existence on someone else’s shoulders.

    this fic won 2nd place in the "best fic" and third place in the "best story line" awards in the phanfic awards 2015!!

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    10 Nov 2018

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    08 Nov 2018

  8. Public Bookmark 14

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    Dan gets to know their newest victim, Phil Lester, just like he had with every other victim. Only this time things are different.

    "Pay attention to his hobbies. Also, he does video blogging. I’d familiarize yourself with that. Phil is a helpful, kind person. Doesn’t want to see anyone get hurt right? So tomorrow, you’re going to be walking down a London street that we know Phil will be passing by tomorrow and well, someone is going to hurt you.”

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    05 Nov 2018

  9. Public Bookmark 71

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    Dan drums in the dead of night to dispel the quiet. Phil can hear him from two doors down.

    (Based on the song Two Doors Down by the Mystery Jets)

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    05 Nov 2018

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    “So, like, you email that to me, right? The notes? Is that how this works?”

    “Right,” Phil says. "Yeah, I email them to you.”

    “That's great," Dan says. "So I'll see you tomorrow?”

    “Yeah, I'll meet you outside the...”

    But Dan doesn't stick around. He turns on his heel and escapes down the corridor, feeling like he might actually die of embarrassment.

    In which Dan needs someone to take notes for him in lectures and he ends up with Phil. Now if only he could get past his own awkwardness and just talk to the guy...

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    03 Nov 2018

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    At six years old, with his parents by his side, Daniel Howell was led through the entrance of the spiritual society God's Guard. Raised under the leadership of The Chosen One, Joshua, this community was all Daniel knew. No matter what anyone said, God's Guard was not a cult. It wouldn't matter if it was one anyway, because there wasn't anything or anyone who could take him from this place.

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    05 Oct 2018

  12. Public Bookmark 52

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    Phil is a twenty-four year old prince who's stayed anonymous to his people since his birth and poses as the "princes adviser." Dan is twenty years old and poor, working in the palace kitchen making food for both the prince and the prince's adviser in order to feed his mother and two siblings. Unknowing of Phil's secret, they fall for one another. Phil knows he has to tell his secret eventually. Easier said than done when he's finally found someone he doesn't want to loose.

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    01 Oct 2018

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    *second place for most memorable fic in the Phanfic Awards 2017*

     

     

    Dan has been floating about the International Space Station for about two months when he gets the first phone call from Phil, the newest member of mission control, and somehow a quick conversation helps Dan feel at ease and becomes the first of many.

    It's just a shame that there's 400km between them and Dan won't be coming home for another seven months

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    25 Sep 2018

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    Dan Howell rarely leaves the house unless he has to, too socially awkward to function normally around other people, and generally making his only friends through Louise, a sweet beta who took him under her wing a few years back when they were both still in college. It’s no surprise, then, that the omega has yet to find a mate, despite craving one rather a lot. It’s not until he attends Louise’s birthday party and gets accidentally-on-purpose set up with an attractive alpha named Phil Lester who smells absolutely heavenly that Dan starts to fall into a proper romance, complete with courting and scenting and the like.

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    22 Sep 2018

  15. Public Bookmark 63

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    Dan and Phil are just really good friends. Dan wishes they were more, but over the past few years has mostly come to terms with the fact that it's never going to happen. But when accidentally Dan walks in on Phil one night, things start to change.

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    22 Sep 2018

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    19 Sep 2018

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    dan is new to london and living in a mostly empty flat, desperate to forget the mistakes of his past. he's all alone -- until one day he gets a piece of mail addressed to someone in the neighbouring flat, one mr. philip lester. he can't exactly not return it, can he?

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    19 Sep 2018

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    Dan, a bartender at 'Habenero', Brighton's hottest gay club, has been obsessed with AmazingPhil, the openly gay Instagram model for a long time. In all the fantasy meet-cute scenarios Dan has imagined for he and his semi-celeb crush, none of them involved him being at work, being soaked in various liquids, or being halfway through a Saturday night hell-shift. Sometimes, life doesn't wait around for your plans.

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    15 Sep 2018

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    15 Sep 2018

  20. Public Bookmark 81

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    Dan Howell has made many mistakes in life, the first of which was being born to Aphrodite (or maybe just being born at all, in his uncle’s opinion). It’s never made much sense that he was son of the Goddess of love, seeing as he didn’t even believe in it. Still, maybe there’s time for his mind to be changed when he finds himself going on a quest to retrieve his mother’s “Cupid’s bow” with Phil Lester, son of Ares.

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    9,771

    13 Sep 2018

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